{"id":133,"date":"2007-07-23T23:02:21","date_gmt":"2007-07-24T03:02:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=133"},"modified":"2007-07-23T23:02:21","modified_gmt":"2007-07-24T03:02:21","slug":"this-cupcake-is-evil-i-must-destroy-it-before-it-destroys-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=133","title":{"rendered":"This cupcake is evil! I must destroy it, before it destroys me."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> To follow a diet with such rigor and fervor that it consumes all your energy, and throws everything, even your desserts, out of proportion.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/cupcake2.gif\" alt=\"This cupcake is evil! I must destroy it, before it destroys me.\" height=\"400\" width=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Fastnatic<\/strong>:  \/<em>fast &#8211; nat &#8211; ic<\/em>\/ Amy was such a fastnatic when she was on the Grapefruit Diet that she refused to eat the dessert we had prepared especially for her &#8211; fruit salad containing only grapefruit. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  fast (to abstain from food ) + fanatic (marked by excessive enthusiasm and often intense uncritical devotion) <em>Created by:<\/em> jesster.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Sorbetriety<\/strong>:  \/<em>sore-beh-try-ity<\/em>\/ Her decision to ingest only iced fruit puree led to her sorbetriety. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  sobriety + sorbet <em>Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Foodoo<\/strong>:  \/<em>foo-doo<\/em>\/ Having no luck with Atkins, Sue turned to the ancient religion of portion control and fudge avoidance, foodoo. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  food, voodoo <em>Created by:<\/em> purpleartichokes.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Anoxtremia<\/strong>:  \/\/ In the throes of anoxtremia, she refused even the butterless popcorn. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  A combination of &#8220;anorexia&#8221; and the phrase &#8220;in extremia&#8221;. <em>Created by:<\/em> weyrlady.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=cupcake2\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=cupcake2<\/a><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">Be Creative,<\/p>\n<p>James<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/\/\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: To follow a diet with such rigor and fervor that it consumes all your energy, and throws everything, even your desserts, out of proportion. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Fastnatic: \/fast &#8211; nat &#8211; ic\/ Amy was such a fastnatic when she was on the Grapefruit Diet that she refused to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=133\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">This cupcake is evil! I must destroy it, before it destroys me.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=133"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}