{"id":1335,"date":"2011-11-07T12:00:11","date_gmt":"2011-11-07T17:00:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1335"},"modified":"2011-11-07T12:00:11","modified_gmt":"2011-11-07T17:00:11","slug":"endotopamaniac-ill-just-wait-here-until-youre-free","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1335","title":{"rendered":"Endotopamaniac: I&#8217;ll just wait here until you&#8217;re free."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>v.<\/em> To hover near, or directly on top of, a person who is busy doing something else, in order to force them to immediately surrender their full attention. <em>n.<\/em> A person who invades other people&#8217;s private spaces and uses the social discomfort to demand attention. <\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/hover.gif\" alt=\"I'll just wait here until you're free.\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Endotopamaniac<\/strong>:  \/<em>Endo-topuh-maniac<\/em>\/ My wife&#8217;s side of the family are all endotopamaniac. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Endo- Within<br \/>\ntop- Place<br \/>\n-maniac- one having a madness or passion for <em>Created by:<\/em> beardo.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Constihoveritis<\/strong>:  \/<em>CON-STEE-HUVUR-EYE-TIS<\/em>\/ Aye this girl has a mad case of constihoveritis! <em>Etymology:<\/em>  consti- continuous, hover, itis- disease <em>Created by:<\/em> sjacksonnnn4.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Hovercopter<\/strong>:  \/<em>Huh-Ver-Cop-Ter<\/em>\/ &#8220;Cindy stop being such a hovercopter! I seriously can&#8217;t focus with you clogging up my airspace.&#8221; <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Hover: n. to remain suspended over a place or object<br \/>\nCopter: n. see &#8220;helicopter&#8221; <em>Created by:<\/em> KJHowerter.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Phercataoiddaemon<\/strong>:  \/<em>Fair-cat-uh-oyd<\/em>\/ The man&#8217;s girlfriend was a Phercataoiddaemon; she was constantly demanding he pay attention to her at all hours of the day.  <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Pher- To bear<br \/>\nCata- down<br \/>\noid- like<br \/>\ndaemon- demon <em>Created by:<\/em> roulouken331.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Comments on Phercataoiddaemon:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=roulouken331\">roulouken331<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2011-11-03: 14:42:00<\/em> <br \/>COOL!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=hover\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=hover<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: v. To hover near, or directly on top of, a person who is busy doing something else, in order to force them to immediately surrender their full attention. n. A person who invades other people&#8217;s private spaces and uses the social discomfort to demand attention. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Endotopamaniac: &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1335\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Endotopamaniac: I&#8217;ll just wait here until you&#8217;re free.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1335"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1335"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1335\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1335"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1335"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1335"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}