{"id":1337,"date":"2011-11-09T12:00:10","date_gmt":"2011-11-09T17:00:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1337"},"modified":"2011-11-09T12:00:10","modified_gmt":"2011-11-09T17:00:10","slug":"coughractured-omigod-what-happened-to-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1337","title":{"rendered":"Coughractured: Omigod! What happened to you?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>v.<\/em> To injure yourself while performing a normal everyday activity, such bending down, standing up, or turning your head quickly. <em>n.<\/em> An self-inflicted injury which occurred during a period of physical inactivity.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/crash.gif\" alt=\"Omigod! What happened to you?\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Coughractured<\/strong>:  \/<em>k\u00c3\u00b4frakch\u00c9\u2122rd<\/em>\/ Jimmy doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t really want to talk about his latest injury. Apparently he is embarrassed that he coughractured his finger while picking his nose. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  cough (expel air from the lungs with a sudden sharp sound) + fratcured (the cracking or breaking of a hard object or material) <em>Created by:<\/em> artr2.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Accidumb<\/strong>:  \/<em>ax-e-dumb<\/em>\/ After tying my shoes, I stood up too fast and got an accidumb as my leg cramped up. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  accident+dumb <em>Created by:<\/em> youmustvotenato.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Hackcident<\/strong>:  \/<em>hak sid dent<\/em>\/ Although in full body cast after his mishap, Steve was lucky to be alive. He had accessed secret Defense Dept. records and his hackcident was as a result of a professional visit by some burly, zealous Marine MP&#8217;s. Semper Fi! <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Hack (To gain access to (a computer file or network) illegally or without authorization) &amp; Accident (a mishap; especially one causing injury or death) <\/p>\n<p> <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ouchpotato<\/strong>:  \/<em>owch poe tay toe<\/em>\/ the unfortunate juxtaposition of the remote control between cushions and the couchpotatos descending butt transformed him to an ouchpotato. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  couch potato, ouch <em>Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=crash\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=crash<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: v. To injure yourself while performing a normal everyday activity, such bending down, standing up, or turning your head quickly. n. An self-inflicted injury which occurred during a period of physical inactivity. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Coughractured: \/k\u00c3\u00b4frakch\u00c9\u2122rd\/ Jimmy doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t really want to talk about his latest injury. Apparently he &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1337\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Coughractured: Omigod! What happened to you?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1337"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1337"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1337\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1337"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1337"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1337"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}