{"id":1353,"date":"2011-11-29T12:00:11","date_gmt":"2011-11-29T17:00:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1353"},"modified":"2011-11-29T12:00:11","modified_gmt":"2011-11-29T17:00:11","slug":"occutagious-dont-worry-its-snot-on-your-files","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1353","title":{"rendered":"Occutagious: Don&#8217;t worry, it&#8217;s snot on your files."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>v.<\/em> To be so hardworking and dedicated to your job that you come to work even when you&#8217;re sick and dangerously infectious. <em>n.<\/em> A person who comes to work sneezing, coughing, contagious, and sick as a dog.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/virus.gif\" alt=\"Don't worry, it's snot on your files.\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Occutagious<\/strong>:  \/<em>\u00c3\u00a4ky\u00c9\u2122p\u00c4\u0081j\u00c9\u2122s<\/em>\/ His dedication to his job means Phil will show up for work even when he is occupagious. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  occupation (a job or profession) + contagious (likely to transmit a disease) <em>Created by:<\/em> artr2.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Achoorneyman<\/strong>:  \/<em>a choor nee man<\/em>\/ Rex Hale was a skilled carpenter.  When he was on a project, nothing kept him from working, not even illness. His co-workers hated the fact that he was more achoorneyman than journeyman on those occasions. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Achoo (sneeze noise) &amp; Journeyman (a skilled worker who practices some trade or handicraft)<\/p>\n<p> <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ickgusting<\/strong>:  \/<em>ik-gust-ing<\/em>\/ Igor had a ickgusting way of sliming all over the office paperwork. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  ik- Something gross, a way of saying &#8220;ew&#8221;.<br \/>\nGusting- taken in part of dis&#8217;gusting&#8217; &#8211;  Highly offensive; arousing aversion or disgust; &#8220;a disgusting smell&#8221;; &#8220;distasteful language&#8221;; &#8220;a loathsome disease&#8221;; &#8220;the idea of eating meat is repellent to me&#8221;; &#8220;revolting food&#8221;; &#8220;a wicked stench&#8221;  <em>Created by:<\/em> abrakadeborah.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=virus\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=virus<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: v. To be so hardworking and dedicated to your job that you come to work even when you&#8217;re sick and dangerously infectious. n. A person who comes to work sneezing, coughing, contagious, and sick as a dog. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Occutagious: \/\u00c3\u00a4ky\u00c9\u2122p\u00c4\u0081j\u00c9\u2122s\/ His dedication to his job means Phil &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1353\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Occutagious: Don&#8217;t worry, it&#8217;s snot on your files.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1353"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1353"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1353\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1353"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1353"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1353"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}