{"id":1357,"date":"2011-12-05T12:00:11","date_gmt":"2011-12-05T17:00:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1357"},"modified":"2011-12-05T12:00:11","modified_gmt":"2011-12-05T17:00:11","slug":"clirk-cant-you-see-im-busy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1357","title":{"rendered":"Clirk: Can’t you see I’m busy!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em> A cashier or customer service representative who is so busy chatting with their friends or coworkers that they ignore their customers. v.<\/em> To be serviced by a very annoying customer service representative.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Clirk<\/strong>: \/kl\u00c9\u2122rk<\/em>\/ Calvin knows he needs to have a job. He doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t always understand that he needs to work. With his cell phone firmly planted on the side of his head, he can clirk just about any customer in the store. If a client is rude enough to interrupt his chat time, they will likely get not much more than a sigh. And, as everybody knows “sighs matters”. Etymology:<\/em> clerk (an assistant in a store) + irk (irritate; annoy) Created by:<\/em> artr2.<\/p>\n

Steveclerkel<\/strong>: \/Steve+Clerk-ol<\/em>\/ The line growing increasingly longer, the SteveClerkel, immersed in his conversation with his girfriend couldn’t sense that everyone in line wanted to strangle him. Etymology:<\/em> Steve Urkel (the annoying TV character) + Clerk Created by:<\/em> youmustvotenato.<\/p>\n

Attendunts<\/strong>: \/at ten duns<\/em>\/ Jason was typical of the attendunts a retail store can afford, someone who spent his whole shift texting and phoning friends. Jason made people sorry they stopped by. When the CEO came on a Royal Visit, the whole entourage got busy and decorated the store. Except Jason, who told his immediate supervisor (who was 17) that he had to catch up on his filing. I smell an audit coming. Jason is now filing again…his unemployment papers. Etymology:<\/em> Attendant (cashier or clerk) & Dunts (To strike; give a blow to; knock) &dunce (stupid person)
\n Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

Nobossaskhole<\/strong>: \/<\/em>\/ Etymology:<\/em> No – negation
\nASkHole – asshole\/ask hole Created by:<\/em> marianasoffer.<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: n. A cashier or customer service representative who is so busy chatting with their friends or coworkers that they ignore their customers. v. To be serviced by a very annoying customer service representative. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Clirk: \/kl\u00c9\u2122rk\/ Calvin knows he needs to have a job. He doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t always … Continue reading Clirk: Can’t you see I’m busy!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1357"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1357"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1357\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1357"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1357"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1357"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}