{"id":1359,"date":"2011-12-07T12:00:11","date_gmt":"2011-12-07T17:00:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1359"},"modified":"2011-12-07T12:00:11","modified_gmt":"2011-12-07T17:00:11","slug":"borista-im-not-pouting-because-the-world-sucks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1359","title":{"rendered":"Borista: I&#8217;m not pouting because the world sucks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>n.<\/em> A person who regularly sulks inside cafes and coffeehouses all day, contributing nothing more to their world than a pout. <em>v.<\/em> To glower angrily at the state of world affairs while remaining inactive and unemployed.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/pout.gif\" alt=\"I'm not pouting because the world sucks\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Borista<\/strong>:  \/<em>bow rista<\/em>\/  Java Lyn was such a borista, rambling on without getting to the point. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  barrista, bore <em>Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Coffeegrouse<\/strong>:  \/<em>k\u00c3\u00b4f\u00c4\u201cgrous<\/em>\/ Ruby spends much of her day in the local coffee shop. While the waitress pours her java, she pours out her displeasure with the state of her life. Her grumbling has earned her the title of coffeegrouse. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  coffee (a drink made from the roasted and ground bean-like seeds of a tropical shrub) + grouse (complain pettily; grumble) play on coffeehouse <em>Created by:<\/em> artr2.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Freshbrood<\/strong>:  \/<em>fresh brood<\/em>\/ Mona sat in the coffeehouse in full freshbrood mode. Her problems were much more important than those of the rest of the world. If your life is so bad, Mona, how is it you can afford a specialty coffee every morning at $10 a pop??? <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Fresh brewed (drink made by steeping and boiling,so as to extract the flavor, fresh means just recently brewed to optimize impact,aroma and flavour)  &amp; Brood (to pout,be sullen,moody, anxious) <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=pout\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=pout<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: n. A person who regularly sulks inside cafes and coffeehouses all day, contributing nothing more to their world than a pout. v. To glower angrily at the state of world affairs while remaining inactive and unemployed. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Borista: \/bow rista\/ Java Lyn was such a borista, rambling &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1359\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Borista: I&#8217;m not pouting because the world sucks<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1359"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1359"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1359\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1359"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1359"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1359"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}