{"id":1362,"date":"2011-12-12T12:00:11","date_gmt":"2011-12-12T17:00:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1362"},"modified":"2011-12-12T12:00:11","modified_gmt":"2011-12-12T17:00:11","slug":"himertia-i-cant-believe-i-fell-in-love-with-this-guy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1362","title":{"rendered":"Himertia: I can&#8217;t believe I fell in love with this guy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>n.<\/em> An ingrained habit which is so entrenched in individual&#8217;s personality that they practically have an identity crisis if anyone tries to change it. <em>v.<\/em> To try to modify a person&#8217;s instinctive behavior and\/or unconscious habits. <\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/sloth.gif\" alt=\"I can't believe I fell in love with this guy\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Himertia<\/strong>:  \/<em>him ur sha<\/em>\/ Betty was a scientist and her best study was her husband Gill. He always displayed a bad case of himertia. He seldom stirred for days on end.  She fully expected him to be hanging by his toenails from a tree when she got back from the lab. Oh well, she was doing her thesis on his himertia&#8230;had she done it on a female, it would have been called inhertia. But we all know that a woman&#8217;s work is never done. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Him (male person) &amp; Inertia (the tendency of a body to maintain is state of rest or uniform motion unless acted upon by an external force; a disposition to remain inactive or inert)  <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Habquiddity<\/strong>:  \/<em>habkwid\u00c9\u2122t\u00c4\u201c<\/em>\/ Ralph is a man of habits. He drives the same route to work every day. He parks in the same spot. He takes 37 steps starting with his right foot to get to his desk. He gets a cup of coffee, adds two containers of creamer and one packet of sugar, stirring it 17 times. If anything breaks into his habquiddity he is a wreck for the entire day.  <em>Etymology:<\/em>  habit (a settled or regular tendency or practice) + quiddity (the inherent nature or essence of someone or something) <em>Created by:<\/em> artr2.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=sloth\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=sloth<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: n. An ingrained habit which is so entrenched in individual&#8217;s personality that they practically have an identity crisis if anyone tries to change it. v. To try to modify a person&#8217;s instinctive behavior and\/or unconscious habits. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Himertia: \/him ur sha\/ Betty was a scientist and her &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1362\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Himertia: I can&#8217;t believe I fell in love with this guy<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1362"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1362"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1362\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1362"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1362"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1362"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}