{"id":1363,"date":"2011-12-13T12:00:12","date_gmt":"2011-12-13T17:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1363"},"modified":"2011-12-13T12:00:12","modified_gmt":"2011-12-13T17:00:12","slug":"narcisstatistic-i-am-in-tune-with-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1363","title":{"rendered":"Narcisstatistic: I am in tune with me."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>v.<\/em> To turn up the volume on your ipod and zone out all exterior noise, chatter, distractions, and focus on what&#8217;s really important &#8211; your own feelings! <em>n.<\/em> A person who is humming their own tune, and ignoring everything else.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/ipod.gif\" alt=\"I am in tune with me.\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Narcisstatistic<\/strong>:  \/<em>nar sis stat tis tik<\/em>\/ No wonder there are so many distracted driving laws and lawsuits against people too stupid to concentrate on what they are doing and act safely. Take Penny, who merrily walked into the path of a car on the street, oblivious due to her wearing her earpads, listening to fluffy pop music.  The driver of the car lost control to avoid her, flipped over and went to Heaven. Penny herself narrowly avoided becoming another narcisstatistic and still doesn&#8217;t know it! <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Narcississtic (characteristic of those having an inflated idea of their own importance) &amp; Statistic (a datum that can be represented numerically) <\/p>\n<p> <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Oblissvious<\/strong>:  \/<em>\u00c9\u2122blisv\u00c4\u201c\u00c9\u2122s<\/em>\/ Mary seems to always have her earbuds stuck in her ears. She goes through life completely oblissvious to what is going around her. Co-workers are amused to see her dancing down the hall whisper-singing her favorite tune. The scary part is that her iPod hasn&#8217;t worked for weeks. All the music she hears comes from her head. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  oblivious (not aware of or not concerned about what is happening around one) + bliss (perfect happiness; great joy) <em>Created by:<\/em> artr2.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=ipod\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=ipod<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: v. To turn up the volume on your ipod and zone out all exterior noise, chatter, distractions, and focus on what&#8217;s really important &#8211; your own feelings! n. A person who is humming their own tune, and ignoring everything else. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Narcisstatistic: \/nar sis stat tis tik\/ &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1363\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Narcisstatistic: I am in tune with me.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1363"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1363"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1363\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1363"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1363"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1363"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}