{"id":1378,"date":"2012-01-02T12:00:11","date_gmt":"2012-01-02T17:00:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1378"},"modified":"2012-01-02T12:00:11","modified_gmt":"2012-01-02T17:00:11","slug":"elemmingnation-the-boss-has-just-approved-my-new-cost-cutting-plan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1378","title":{"rendered":"Elemmingnation: The Boss has just approved my new cost-cutting plan!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v.<\/em> To propose and win approval for cost-saving reforms, which when implemented result in the immediate elimination of your job. n.<\/em> An ambitious budget-slasher who accidentally cuts themselves out of a job.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Elemmingnation<\/strong>: \/eeeee lemm ing nayshun<\/em>\/ He wanted so much to please Cliff, he designed his own elemmingnation. wjhy, oh why did he have to be so head over heels over cliff? Etymology:<\/em> elimination lemming Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n

Econohnomics<\/strong>: \/ek on oh no mix<\/em>\/ When Mr Bill did up his new budget, he had suggested cutting 20 jobs. The numbers sang to his boss, Mr.Sluggo, and so he included Mr. Bill’s job in the redundancies. Mr. Bill learned the hard way about econohnomics! Oh Nooooooooo! Etymology:<\/em> Economics (financial managment) & Oh No (exclamation of alarm or concern and signature phrase of Mr. Bill, cartoon figure on SNL) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

Mitalimoment<\/strong>: \/mithali without an “h” fitting \ud83d\ude00 moment \ud83d\ude00<\/em>\/ a moment of dumbness portrayed by our owm mitali kulkarni \ud83d\ude00 the queen of c++ \ud83d\ude00 to be used when someone does something super dumb; quivalent to shooting yourself \ud83d\ude00 Etymology:<\/em> Created by:<\/em> mitali.<\/p>\n

Jobicide<\/strong>: \/j\u00c3\u00a4bis\u00c4\u00abd<\/em>\/ James wrote a program that automates the tasks that used to take him hours to do. The result is that it his work can now be handled by a part-time intern. The other result is that his job is now done by a part-time intern, a clear case of jobicide. Etymology:<\/em> job (a paid position of regular employment) + suicide (the action of killing oneself intentionally) Created by:<\/em> artr2.<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: v. To propose and win approval for cost-saving reforms, which when implemented result in the immediate elimination of your job. n. An ambitious budget-slasher who accidentally cuts themselves out of a job. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Elemmingnation: \/eeeee lemm ing nayshun\/ He wanted so much to please Cliff, he designed … Continue reading Elemmingnation: The Boss has just approved my new cost-cutting plan!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1378"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1378"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1378\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1378"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1378"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1378"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}