{"id":138,"date":"2007-07-30T23:59:29","date_gmt":"2007-07-31T03:59:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=138"},"modified":"2007-07-30T23:59:29","modified_gmt":"2007-07-31T03:59:29","slug":"thank-goodness-these-things-are-biodegradable","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=138","title":{"rendered":"Thank goodness these things are biodegradable!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> A “natural process” which, smokers believe, makes cigarette butts magically disappear.<\/font><\/p>\n

\"Thank<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n

Abracadabutt<\/strong>: \/ab-ruh-kuh-da-but<\/em>\/ After his last drag, he flicked his smoke, said abracadabutt and it was gone for good. Etymology:<\/em> abracadabra + butt Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/font><\/p>\n

Incignito<\/strong>: \/in-SIG-nee-toe<\/em>\/ Bob believed in reintarnation:tars and toxin had to go somewhere. Whenever he stomped on a fag-end with his shoe, biodegradation seemed to magically occur, or it must have become incignito. He supposed it was some part of the mystery of life’s ongoing cycle. Bob felt proud for he was sure that he was taking cignificant steps in environmental care. Etymology:<\/em> Play on “incognito”. Created by:<\/em> OZZIEBOB.<\/font><\/p>\n

Tobackgo<\/strong>: \/toe-bak-go<\/em>\/ As long as you smoke cigarettes made of pure tobackgo they will naturally go back into the atmosphere by natural buttbustion. Etymology:<\/em> tobacco + back + go Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/font><\/p>\n

Vanash<\/strong>: \/van-ash<\/em>\/ John didn’t seem to realize that his partner vanashed their apartment every night. He seemed to feel the butt fairy looked after the mess. Etymology:<\/em> vanish + ash Created by:<\/em> administraitor.<\/font><\/p>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
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Be Creative,<\/p>\n

James<\/font><\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: A “natural process” which, smokers believe, makes cigarette butts magically disappear. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Abracadabutt: \/ab-ruh-kuh-da-but\/ After his last drag, he flicked his smoke, said abracadabutt and it was gone for good. Etymology: abracadabra + butt Created by: Stevenson0. Incignito: \/in-SIG-nee-toe\/ Bob believed in reintarnation:tars and toxin had to … Continue reading Thank goodness these things are biodegradable!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=138"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=138"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=138"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}