{"id":1384,"date":"2012-01-10T12:00:11","date_gmt":"2012-01-10T17:00:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1384"},"modified":"2012-01-10T12:00:11","modified_gmt":"2012-01-10T17:00:11","slug":"gincerity-in-fact-before-she-knew-her-husband","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1384","title":{"rendered":"Gincerity: In fact, before she knew her husband…"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v.<\/em> To share a true but extremely embarrassing story about a close personal friend at the worst possible time. n.<\/em> A moment of ill-timed honesty.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Gincerity<\/strong>: \/jin ser it ee<\/em>\/ During the wedding, the liquor flowed and so did the bride’s lurid history. Her best friend and maid of honour, Stacy, felt compelled by gincerity to disclose the bride’s annals of one night stands to the groom and everyone else in the large reception hall. Etymology:<\/em> Gin (strong liquor flavored with juniper berries)& Sincerity (moral soundness;honesty)
\n Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

Verbalfauxtrot<\/strong>: \/| \u00cb\u02c6v\u00c9\u2122 \u00cb\u0090 b(\u00c9\u2122) \u00cb\u0090 f\u00c9\u2019ks \u00cb\u0090 tr\u00c9\u2019t|<\/em>\/ Juxt suppose you were at an opening night or that special occasion and someone accidentally gave you the microphone and somehow on opening your mouth, all that came out was verbalfoxtrots; you just pooed on your own doorstep. Etymology:<\/em> ‘Verbal’ -Spoken word- as in verbal diarrhea, mish mashed with ‘Faux’ (pronounced fox like maybe an idiot would do) as in ‘Faux pas’ – an embarrassing or tactless act or remark in a social situation – . And finally ‘Trot’ as in ‘the trots’ a colloquialism for diarrhea. Altogether meaning is of a verbal dance performed by a perhaps drunken, certainly temporary twit…verbal fox trot..call my bluff..that’s a word baby Created by:<\/em> scrabbelicious.<\/p>\n

Stabbatruth<\/strong>: \/Stab-a-truth<\/em>\/ Jealousgina finally had her opportunity to spew a long winded stabbatruth at Kay’s wedding toast. Etymology:<\/em> Stab- to jab or a sudden sharp feeling.
\nA truth- a judgment, proposition, or idea that is true or accepted as true. Created by:<\/em> abrakadeborah.<\/p>\n

Distake<\/strong>: \/dist\u00c4\u0081k<\/em>\/ Letting Joan have a mic at the gathering was a big distake. Maybe it was an tacky to have a bull roast wake but Joan’s alcohol-enhanced “roast” of the deceased was beyond tasteless. The silence was deafening. Etymology:<\/em> dis (act or speak in a disrespectful way toward) + mistake (an action or judgment that is misguided or wrong) Created by:<\/em> artr2.<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: v. To share a true but extremely embarrassing story about a close personal friend at the worst possible time. n. A moment of ill-timed honesty. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Gincerity: \/jin ser it ee\/ During the wedding, the liquor flowed and so did the bride’s lurid history. Her best friend … Continue reading Gincerity: In fact, before she knew her husband…<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1384"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1384"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1384\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1384"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1384"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1384"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}