{"id":1385,"date":"2012-01-12T12:00:11","date_gmt":"2012-01-12T17:00:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1385"},"modified":"2012-01-12T12:00:11","modified_gmt":"2012-01-12T17:00:11","slug":"fadvicesquad-omigod-she-forgot-to-get-her-roots-done","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1385","title":{"rendered":"Fadvicesquad: Omigod, she forgot to get her roots done!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>v.<\/em> To tease, ridicule or twitter about someone who has made a fashion mistake. <em>n.<\/em> A materialistic twit who feels it&#8217;s their duty to inform others when fashion standards have not been met.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/armpits.gif\" alt=\"Omigod, she forgot to get her roots done!\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Fadvicesquad<\/strong>:  \/<em>fad vys skwod<\/em>\/ Muffy &amp; Snooki were self appointed fashion gurus and Brand snobs in their school. They formed the fadvicesquad who were utterly unafraid to give their opinions on how people looked, what they were doing wrong and where they needed to improve to be in the &#8220;In&#8221; crowd. Behind their backs, the other kids called the &#8220;Joan &amp; Melissa without the Red Carpet&#8221;. That was being mean to Joan &amp; Melissa! <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Fad (trend,craze,passing fashion) &amp; Advice (suggestion, remedy)&amp; Wordlay on Vice Squad (a police group to enforce laws against gambling and prostitution) <\/p>\n<p> <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Cococackle<\/strong>:  \/<em>k\u00c9\u2122\u00ca\u0160 k\u00c9\u2122\u00ca\u0160 \u00cb\u02c6kak(\u00c9\u2122)l<\/em>\/ The catwalk was Molly&#8217;s playground. Never on it, Molly was an observer who could not and would not curb her cococackling for any body,       <em>Etymology:<\/em>  &#8220;CoCo&#8221; Chanel &#8211; pioneering French fashion designer &#8211; meets a raving lunatic squawking bird prone to &#8220;Cackle&#8221; &#8211; raucous clucking cry of a bird &#8211; <em>Created by:<\/em> scrabbelicious.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Fauxpalice<\/strong>:  \/<em>f\u00c5\u008dp\u00c3\u00a4l\u00c4\u201cs<\/em>\/ Several of the matrons at the country club seem to have appointed themselves as fauxpalice. They are all too comfortable letting younger, newer members know what they think of their fashion choices.  <em>Etymology:<\/em>  faux pas (an embarrassing or tactless act or remark in a social situation) + police (an organization engaged in the enforcement of official regulations in a specified domain) <em>Created by:<\/em> artr2.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Fadillory<\/strong>:  \/<em><\/em>\/  <em>Etymology:<\/em>   <em>Created by:<\/em> zduck.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=armpits\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=armpits<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: v. To tease, ridicule or twitter about someone who has made a fashion mistake. n. A materialistic twit who feels it&#8217;s their duty to inform others when fashion standards have not been met. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Fadvicesquad: \/fad vys skwod\/ Muffy &amp; Snooki were self appointed fashion gurus and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1385\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Fadvicesquad: Omigod, she forgot to get her roots done!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1385"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1385"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1385\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1385"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1385"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1385"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}