{"id":1387,"date":"2012-01-16T12:00:15","date_gmt":"2012-01-16T17:00:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1387"},"modified":"2012-01-16T12:00:15","modified_gmt":"2012-01-16T17:00:15","slug":"smartula-my-new-phone-really-cooks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1387","title":{"rendered":"Smartula: My new phone really cooks."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>n.<\/em> A cell phone which is used to keep grocery lists, find recipes, photograph food, set timers, convert measurements, and play the Macarena while you cook. <em>v.<\/em> To use your cell phone as a kitchen appliance. <\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/cooks.gif\" alt=\"My new phone really cooks.\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Smartula<\/strong>:  \/<em>sm\u00c3\u00a4rch\u00c9\u2122l\u00c9\u2122<\/em>\/ Marc always wants to have the newest and best especially when it comes to cell phones. His kitchen is festooned with his retired predecessors acting as clocks, oven timers, recipe books and hotplates. His last one he bought because it was wafer thin is now a smartula that can not only flip his burger but let him know how well done it is. There&#8217;s an app for that. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  smartphone (a mobile phone that incorporates a PDA) + spatula (a kitchen implement with a broad, flat, blunt blade) <em>Created by:<\/em> artr2.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Vesscell<\/strong>:  \/<em>vess sell<\/em>\/ Juan&#8217;s new cellular phone had all kinds of apps he could use in his chef business.  Why it was a vesscell to help him shop, record recipes and photos and hold lots of information he really needed.  He found it ironic to look up blackberry jam recipes on his Blackberry! <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Vessel (an object used as a container (especially for liquids)) &amp; Cell (a cellular phone) <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Magiphone<\/strong>:  \/<em>\u00cb\u02c6mad\u00ca\u2019\u00c9\u00aa : f\u00c9\u2122\u00ca\u0160n<\/em>\/ Brrrrring Brrrrring went the oven as Jake shuffled through his messy kitchen, &#8220;hmm now where did I leave that magiphone&#8221;, he wondered?  <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Blend of &#8220;Magi-mix&#8221; a kind of kitchen appliance that does everything but the girl and &#8220;iPhone&#8221; a Steve Jobs creation which does everything including the girl.   <em>Created by:<\/em> scrabbelicious.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=cooks\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=cooks<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: n. A cell phone which is used to keep grocery lists, find recipes, photograph food, set timers, convert measurements, and play the Macarena while you cook. v. To use your cell phone as a kitchen appliance. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Smartula: \/sm\u00c3\u00a4rch\u00c9\u2122l\u00c9\u2122\/ Marc always wants to have the newest and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1387\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Smartula: My new phone really cooks.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1387"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1387"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1387\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1387"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1387"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1387"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}