{"id":1389,"date":"2012-01-18T12:00:06","date_gmt":"2012-01-18T17:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1389"},"modified":"2012-01-18T12:00:06","modified_gmt":"2012-01-18T17:00:06","slug":"grinvertebrate-when-i-look-into-your-big-green-eyes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1389","title":{"rendered":"Grinvertebrate: When I look into your big green eyes&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>n.<\/em> A person who insists that lower life forms (fish, clams, cephalopods, reptiles, or insects) can be affectionate pets and excellent watchdogs. <em>v.<\/em> To talk to an animal who can&#8217;t possibly understand a single word you&#8217;re saying. <\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/caterpillar.gif\" alt=\"When I look into your big green eyes...\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Grinvertebrate<\/strong>:  \/<em>grin ver teb rayt<\/em>\/ Cynthia loved her pet caterpillar so much and found that his antics made her smile.  She called him her little grinvertebrate because he ade her smile.  She was brokenhearted when one day he curled up in a leaf and would not listen to her prattling. And then one day, he came out and turned into a beautiful butterfly and flew out the window to migrate to Mexico. My next pet won&#8217;t be into metamorphosis, she thought&#8230; <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Grin (smile) &amp; Invertebrate (any living creature lacking a backbone or spinal column)  <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Chatnimal<\/strong>:  \/<em>chat-ni-mal<\/em>\/ Ellie would chatimal to anything that moved. She thought that all bugs and animals understood her strange language. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Chat &#8211; To talk.<br \/>\nAn(imal)- Taken from part of the word animal. <em>Created by:<\/em> abrakadeborah.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=caterpillar\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=caterpillar<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: n. A person who insists that lower life forms (fish, clams, cephalopods, reptiles, or insects) can be affectionate pets and excellent watchdogs. v. To talk to an animal who can&#8217;t possibly understand a single word you&#8217;re saying. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Grinvertebrate: \/grin ver teb rayt\/ Cynthia loved her pet &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1389\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Grinvertebrate: When I look into your big green eyes&#8230;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1389"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1389"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1389\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1389"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1389"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1389"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}