{"id":139,"date":"2007-07-31T23:59:00","date_gmt":"2007-08-01T03:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=139"},"modified":"2007-07-31T23:59:00","modified_gmt":"2007-08-01T03:59:00","slug":"theyre-so-cute-what-kind-of-kittens-are-they","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=139","title":{"rendered":"They’re so cute! What kind of kittens are they?"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> Something, or someone, that appears to be warm and fuzzy but is, when you get close, sharp and prickly.<\/font><\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n

Shreddybear<\/strong>: \/shreddy-bare<\/em>\/ To prepare their child for the cruel world they gave him a shreddybear which bit him every time he cuddled it Etymology:<\/em> shred + teddy bear Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/font><\/p>\n

Cuddleshark<\/strong>: \/kud-dul-shark<\/em>\/ Her arms appeared warm and inviting and her eyes had that come-hither look, but every time he approached her, the vicious fangs of the cuddleshark were revealed. Etymology:<\/em> cuddle, cuttle shark Created by:<\/em> purpleartichokes.<\/font><\/p>\n

Pugsbunny<\/strong>: \/rhymes with Bugs Bunny<\/em>\/ Geraldine was the office pugsbunny. She looked like that old stereotype of a kindly librarian, but underneath that cardiganned, bunned, spectacled exterior, she had a heart of steel and never pulled her punches. Etymology:<\/em> pug (short for pugilist) + bunny (sl. rabbit) + Bugs Bunny (smart alec rabbit cartoon character) Created by:<\/em> petaj.<\/font><\/p>\n

Brillobunny<\/strong>: \/Bril-oh-buhn-ee<\/em>\/ Samantha hadn’t shaved her legs in nearly a week, which caused trouble when Ollie decided to play a little footsie on the loveseat and then got barbed and shredded like he’d just been leg-humped by a brillobunny. Etymology:<\/em> Brillo (scouring pad) + bunny (cutie-wootie furry animal) Created by:<\/em> Kyoti.<\/font><\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: Something, or someone, that appears to be warm and fuzzy but is, when you get close, sharp and prickly. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Shreddybear: \/shreddy-bare\/ To prepare their child for the cruel world they gave him a shreddybear which bit him every time he cuddled it Etymology: shred + teddy … Continue reading They’re so cute! What kind of kittens are they?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=139"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}