{"id":1394,"date":"2012-01-24T12:00:06","date_gmt":"2012-01-24T17:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1394"},"modified":"2012-01-24T12:00:06","modified_gmt":"2012-01-24T17:00:06","slug":"leaderhosing-sit-sit-sit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1394","title":{"rendered":"Leaderhosing: Sit! Sit! Sit!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>n.<\/em> A person who has difficulty controlling their pets, especially if they often become entangled in the leashes. <em>v.<\/em> To get entangled in the leashes of one&#8217;s pets.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/leash.gif\" alt=\"Sit! Sit! Sit!\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Leaderhosing<\/strong>:  \/<em>l\u00c4\u201cd\u00c9\u2122rh\u00c5\u008dzng<\/em>\/ When they go for a walk Ralph&#8217;s dogs like to go wherever they want without regard for what happens with their leashes. A couple quick laps around his leg can leave him with a thorough leaderhosing. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  leader (leash) + hosing (defeat) <em>Created by:<\/em> artr2.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Muzzletough<\/strong>:  \/<em>muz zel tuff<\/em>\/ When Abe walked his two frisky dogs each day, he had great difficulty in controlling their behavior.  You could even say it was muzzletough for him to keep them in line. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Muzzle(restraint device to keep a dog from biting) &amp; Tough (hard to do) &amp; Wordplay on Mazel Tov (Hebrew words for Good Luck) <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Traingled<\/strong>:  \/<em>train-gld<\/em>\/ Sperry Spazolia always got traingled up in the leashes of his pedigreed pets.    <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Train- Teach (a person or animal) a particular skill or type of behavior through practice and instruction over a period of time.<br \/>\nTangled &#8211; Existing in or giving the appearance of a state of utter disorder.  <em>Created by:<\/em> abrakadeborah.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Alphaineptitude<\/strong>:  \/<em><\/em>\/  <em>Etymology:<\/em>   <em>Created by:<\/em> lizard.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=leash\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=leash<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: n. A person who has difficulty controlling their pets, especially if they often become entangled in the leashes. v. To get entangled in the leashes of one&#8217;s pets. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Leaderhosing: \/l\u00c4\u201cd\u00c9\u2122rh\u00c5\u008dzng\/ When they go for a walk Ralph&#8217;s dogs like to go wherever they want without regard &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1394\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Leaderhosing: Sit! Sit! Sit!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1394"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1394"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1394\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1394"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1394"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1394"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}