{"id":1397,"date":"2012-01-27T12:00:05","date_gmt":"2012-01-27T17:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1397"},"modified":"2012-01-27T12:00:05","modified_gmt":"2012-01-27T17:00:05","slug":"smartshot-some-weirdo-keeps-taking-pictures-on-my-ear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1397","title":{"rendered":"Smartshot: Some weirdo keeps taking pictures on my ear!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>v.<\/em> To secretly take a photo of someone with your cellphone. <em>n.<\/em> A cellphone photo, especially if it was taken surreptitiously.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/ear.gif\" alt=\"Some weirdo keeps taking pictures on my ear!\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Smartshot<\/strong>:  \/<em>sm\u00c9\u2018\u00cb\u0090t\u00cb\u0090\u00ca\u0192\u00c9\u2019t<\/em>\/ Buster became very swift with the old 1:2, or was it 4:3? It didn&#8217;t matter, the smartshot was another knockout. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Smart : Clever like a phone, ring like a good verbotomy word. Shot :  Photograph, perhaps cheap. Also to strike a blow, esp. in boxing.  <em>Created by:<\/em> scrabbelicious.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Surrepicturious<\/strong>:  \/<em>sur-uh-pik-cher-uhs<\/em>\/ The proliferation of camera phones has meant an explosion of surrepicturious moments. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  surreptitious(obtained, done, made, etc., by stealth; secret or unauthorized) + picture (photograph) <em>Created by:<\/em> artr2.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Photosecrosy<\/strong>:  \/<em><\/em>\/ I just hate People commiting Photosecrosy! <em>Etymology:<\/em>   <em>Created by:<\/em> tripnfallpivot.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Eyepawed<\/strong>:  \/<em>eye pod<\/em>\/ Electronic devices have been a God-send for shy and somewhat bizarre people like Julie.  When she gets a crush on some hot guy in her school (like a new one each week&#8230;way out of her league), she follows him around and secretly takes pics of him for her to daydream over. These poor guys don&#8217;t even know they are being eyepawed by a stalker like Julie. Doesn&#8217;t she watch CSI or Criminal Minds?  This is how they eventually takedown people like her when the restraining order is enforced. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Eye Pawed (to touch\/drool over with your eyes) &amp; Wordplay on iPod (portable media device range of products produced by Apple Inc, including ones with camera connectors) <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=ear\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=ear<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: v. To secretly take a photo of someone with your cellphone. n. A cellphone photo, especially if it was taken surreptitiously. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Smartshot: \/sm\u00c9\u2018\u00cb\u0090t\u00cb\u0090\u00ca\u0192\u00c9\u2019t\/ Buster became very swift with the old 1:2, or was it 4:3? It didn&#8217;t matter, the smartshot was another knockout. Etymology: Smart : &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1397\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Smartshot: Some weirdo keeps taking pictures on my ear!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1397"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1397"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1397\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1397"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1397"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1397"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}