{"id":14,"date":"2007-03-13T16:03:12","date_gmt":"2007-03-13T20:03:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=14"},"modified":"2007-03-31T16:56:47","modified_gmt":"2007-03-31T20:56:47","slug":"dont-worry-im-not-asleep-im-meditating","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=14","title":{"rendered":"Don’t worry. I’m not asleep. I’m meditating."},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> A state of heightened, subconscious awareness that allows drivers to “safely” navigate and control a vehicle without watching the road.<\/font><\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n

Tranceport<\/strong>: \/trans port<\/em>\/ her new method of tranceport was more incarcoma than carcinoma, but was nonetheless fairly life threatening. Etymology:<\/em> trance, transport Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/font><\/p>\n

Snoozecontrol<\/strong>: \/snooze-con-troll<\/em>\/ Jill drove to work each day on snoozecontrol, barely aware of having made the trip and having no memory of any part of the 20 minute drive. Etymology:<\/em> snooze (half awake or less) + control (like cruise control only while in a semi-snooze) Created by:<\/em> jedijawa.<\/font><\/p>\n

Snortopilot<\/strong>: \/snore-toe-pie-lut<\/em>\/ she found herself constantly brakedancing while her dad was driving on snortopilot Etymology:<\/em> snore, autopilot Created by:<\/em> rikboyee.<\/font><\/p>\n

Carvana<\/strong>: \/Kar-varh-na<\/em>\/ After 15 years of solid driving experience, Betty had finally reached carvana – the awareness that her car and the traffic are ONE… and everything else is maya, illusion… Etymology:<\/em> Car + nirvana. Nirvana: the highest spiritual plane according to Buddhism. (Maya, btw, is the Hare Krishna (Hindu sect) word for illusion.) Created by:<\/em> Discoveria.<\/font><\/p>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
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Be Creative,<\/font><\/p>\n

James<\/font><\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: A state of heightened, subconscious awareness that allows drivers to “safely” navigate and control a vehicle without watching the road. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Tranceport: \/trans port\/ her new method of tranceport was more incarcoma than carcinoma, but was nonetheless fairly life threatening. Etymology: trance, transport Created by: galwaywegian. Snoozecontrol: … Continue reading Don’t worry. I’m not asleep. I’m meditating.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}