{"id":140,"date":"2007-08-01T00:43:05","date_gmt":"2007-08-01T04:43:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=140"},"modified":"2007-08-01T00:43:05","modified_gmt":"2007-08-01T04:43:05","slug":"but-that-wasnt-cheating-we-werent-married-last-week","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=140","title":{"rendered":"But that wasn’t cheating! We weren’t married last week!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> To change the dates, times or sequence of past events, in order to put a better perspective on your current situation. <\/font><\/p>\n

\"ButVERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n

Twistory<\/strong>: \/TWIHST-ur-ee<\/em>\/ Alex’s girlfriend stormed out of the room, “I NEVER dated you, you are twistory to me!” Etymology:<\/em> twist + history + story Created by:<\/em> mplsbohemian.<\/font><\/p>\n

Chronoflamming<\/strong>: \/KROHN-oh-flam-ming<\/em>\/ Twila often mailed post-dated checks to the utility companies, just in case she was a few dollars short, which was still one of the more harmless ways she expressed her congenital need to engage in daily chronoflamming. Etymology:<\/em> Chrono- (time prefix) + flamming (trickery or deception) Created by:<\/em> Kyoti.<\/font><\/p>\n

Mudate<\/strong>: \/MEW-date<\/em>\/ Like Joseph Stalin did with Russian history, Fred had to mudate his past. So Fred went through a transmudation, eliminating from his life all the dates and events which he didn’t like, especially his first wife and their divorce. His transmudation was such a liberating experience he wrote a best seller self-help book “Mudate Your Way To Success and Happiness”. Etymology:<\/em> mutate + date Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/font><\/p>\n

Retrovise<\/strong>: \/RET ro vize<\/em>\/ They decided to retrovise their daughter’s birthday to AFTER the wedding. Etymology:<\/em> retro: backward, and vise: see or view Created by:<\/em> ChristopherAndersen.<\/font><\/p>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=dating2<\/a><\/font><\/p>\n

Be Creative,<\/font><\/p>\n

James<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION: To change the dates, times or sequence of past events, in order to put a better perspective on your current situation. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Twistory: \/TWIHST-ur-ee\/ Alex’s girlfriend stormed out of the room, “I NEVER dated you, you are twistory to me!” Etymology: twist + history + story Created … Continue reading But that wasn’t cheating! We weren’t married last week!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/140"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=140"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/140\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=140"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=140"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=140"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}