{"id":1402,"date":"2012-02-02T12:00:07","date_gmt":"2012-02-02T17:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1402"},"modified":"2012-02-02T12:00:07","modified_gmt":"2012-02-02T17:00:07","slug":"conkstellation-eureka-we-discovered-a-new-galaxy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1402","title":{"rendered":"Conkstellation: Eureka! We discovered a new galaxy!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em> The stars, lights and birds that circle your head when you hit it REALLY hard. v.<\/em> To watch the stars that circle your head after impact.<\/p>\n

\"Eureka!<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Conkstellation<\/strong>: \/kongk-stuh-ley-shuhn<\/em>\/ When the catcher stood up as the batter was taking a swing he found himself in the middle of a conkstellation. Etymology:<\/em> conk (to hit or strike on the head) + constellation (any of various groups of stars) Created by:<\/em> artr2.<\/p>\n

Perplexian<\/strong>: \/per-plex-ee-an<\/em>\/ John’s eyes lingered over Judy’s beautiful facial structure until she caught his stare, and bashed his head with a hard wooden bat, causing him to fall over in perplexian. Etymology:<\/em> perplex – to confuse or trouble
\nian – belonging or relating to Created by:<\/em> xxmel.<\/p>\n

Stardazing<\/strong>: \/Star-Daze-ing<\/em>\/ After running head first into the low beam, Albert was left Stardazing. Etymology:<\/em> From Stargazing, to watch stars, altered with the state to be dazed. Created by:<\/em> Negatrev.<\/p>\n

Concusstellation<\/strong>: \/kon kust el ay shun<\/em>\/ the concusstellation wasn’t the only thing that was out tonight Etymology:<\/em> concussion, constellation Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: n. The stars, lights and birds that circle your head when you hit it REALLY hard. v. To watch the stars that circle your head after impact. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Conkstellation: \/kongk-stuh-ley-shuhn\/ When the catcher stood up as the batter was taking a swing he found himself in the … Continue reading Conkstellation: Eureka! We discovered a new galaxy!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1402"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1402"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1402\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1402"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1402"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1402"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}