{"id":1405,"date":"2012-02-07T12:00:16","date_gmt":"2012-02-07T17:00:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1405"},"modified":"2012-02-07T12:00:16","modified_gmt":"2012-02-07T17:00:16","slug":"failout-ive-been-pre-approved-for-a-new-credit-card","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1405","title":{"rendered":"Failout: I&#8217;ve been pre-approved for a new credit card?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>v.<\/em> To offer pre-approved credit, loans or sweepstake prizes in order to lock the some poor sucker into permanent usury. <em>n.<\/em> Junk mail, spam or telemarketing offers for pre-approved credit and loans.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/preapproved.gif\" alt=\"I've been pre-approved for a new credit card?\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Failout<\/strong>:  \/<em>feylout<\/em>\/ Denise was excited to get another &#8220;special&#8221; credit card offer. How could she turn it down? She was pre-approved. One more piece of plastic, one more failout&#8230; <em>Etymology:<\/em>  fail (to fall short of success) + bailout (an instance of coming to the rescue, especially financially) <em>Created by:<\/em> artr2.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Abusury<\/strong>:  \/<em>ab yuz yuree<\/em>\/ The real reason that there is a world monetary crisis is because of the abusury of banks, lenders, credit companies and insurers. All those &#8220;introductory low interest or interest-free&#8221; credit cards and lines of credit were the bait used to lure the innocent consumers into financial ruin! They are the credit crystal-meth designed to addict and enslave. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Abuse (treat badly;change the inherent purpose or function of something) &amp; Usury (an exorbitant or unlawful rate of interest) <\/p>\n<p> <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Credituate<\/strong>:  \/<em><\/em>\/ A new credituate in the mail always made her think of new shoes.<\/p>\n<p>Banks credituate their customers. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  credit + habituate, similar to barbituate <em>Created by:<\/em> matte76.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Fakehoped<\/strong>:  \/<em>fake-hoped<\/em>\/ I have been fakehoped into a credit card last year, now Im stuck in debts. <em>Etymology:<\/em>   <em>Created by:<\/em> kitkat1995.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=preapproved\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=preapproved<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: v. To offer pre-approved credit, loans or sweepstake prizes in order to lock the some poor sucker into permanent usury. n. Junk mail, spam or telemarketing offers for pre-approved credit and loans. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Failout: \/feylout\/ Denise was excited to get another &#8220;special&#8221; credit card offer. How could &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1405\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Failout: I&#8217;ve been pre-approved for a new credit card?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1405"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1405"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1405\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1405"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1405"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1405"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}