{"id":1407,"date":"2012-02-10T12:00:06","date_gmt":"2012-02-10T17:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1407"},"modified":"2012-02-10T12:00:06","modified_gmt":"2012-02-10T17:00:06","slug":"goodiva-i-knew-you-didnt-want-anything-fattening","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1407","title":{"rendered":"Goodiva: I knew you didn’t want anything fattening…"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em> A valentine gift which does not cause weight gain. v.<\/em> To give a non-fattening gift as a symbol of love, which should not be interpreted — under any circumstances — as a comment on the recipient’s weight. <\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Goodiva<\/strong>: \/gooddahyva<\/em>\/ Will’s ample-figured girlfriend loves her chocolate. Valentine’s Day puts him in a quandary. Does he support her desire to be healthier or her vices? He may have found a way to do both as long as she doesn’t notice the slight labeling change on the big box of sugar-free knockoff brand of Goodiva chocolates. Etymology:<\/em> good (of high quality) + Godiva (brand of high-end chocolate) Created by:<\/em> artr2.<\/p>\n

Karatcake<\/strong>: \/kar at kayke<\/em>\/ Eddie always gave Shirley a karatcake for Valentine’s day. It was a no-cal styrofoam corn cake with a piece of gold jewellery lying on it. But the price of gold kept going up, so next year he would probably get her a caratcake instead… you know the marriage proposal type of diamond ring. Etymology:<\/em> Karat (the weight of gold) & Cake (small flat mass of chopped food)
\n Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

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DEFINITION: n. A valentine gift which does not cause weight gain. v. To give a non-fattening gift as a symbol of love, which should not be interpreted — under any circumstances — as a comment on the recipient’s weight. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Goodiva: \/gooddahyva\/ Will’s ample-figured girlfriend loves her chocolate. … Continue reading Goodiva: I knew you didn’t want anything fattening…<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1407"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1407"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1407\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1407"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1407"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1407"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}