{"id":1409,"date":"2012-02-13T12:01:31","date_gmt":"2012-02-13T17:01:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1409"},"modified":"2012-02-13T12:01:31","modified_gmt":"2012-02-13T17:01:31","slug":"toadallyawkwart-eeek-does-that-mean-what-i-think-it-means","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1409","title":{"rendered":"Toadallyawkwart: Eeek! Does that mean what I think it means?"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em> The embarrassing situation which occurs when a someone says “I love you” and you cannot say it back because you don’t “love them”, you just “like them”. v.<\/em> To feel uncomfortable when someone says “I love you.”<\/p>\n

\"Eeek!<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Toadallyawkwart<\/strong>: \/toe dal lee ok wart<\/em>\/ When the Frog told Esmeralda she was toadallyawesome and she should kiss him, it became a toadallyawkwart moment for her. Should she risk lip warts or should she free a handsome Prince from a spell? She decided that since her dates had been far and few lately, she would give him a big kiss on his (yuck) green lips. He immediately turned into a photo of a handsome Prince, with a slogan on him saying, “Someday, your prints will come..” She dearly hoped that she would not have tadpoles! Etymology:<\/em> Toad (amphibian, like a frog) & Totally (like awesome, to the full extent) & Awkward (not at ease socially; unsure and constrained in manner)& Wart (What you allegedly get on your hands while handling a toad) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

Gawkward<\/strong>: \/gaw-werd<\/em>\/ Joyce had decided to terminate her relationship with Tim. He might be handsome but they have absolutely nothing in common. She planned to tell him goodbye when they went out to dinner. It was a truly gawkward event made worse when Tim pulled a ring out of his pocket. Etymology:<\/em> gawky (clumsy) + awkward (inelegant) Created by:<\/em> artr2.<\/p>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

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DEFINITION: n. The embarrassing situation which occurs when a someone says “I love you” and you cannot say it back because you don’t “love them”, you just “like them”. v. To feel uncomfortable when someone says “I love you.” VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Toadallyawkwart: \/toe dal lee ok wart\/ When the … Continue reading Toadallyawkwart: Eeek! Does that mean what I think it means?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1409"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1409"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1409\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1409"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1409"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1409"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}