{"id":141,"date":"2007-08-02T00:44:16","date_gmt":"2007-08-02T04:44:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=141"},"modified":"2007-08-02T00:44:16","modified_gmt":"2007-08-02T04:44:16","slug":"whats-that-stupid-sound","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=141","title":{"rendered":"What&#8217;s that stupid sound?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong><br \/>\n<\/strong> <\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> To talk to yourself in a high-pitched, squeaky voice while performing complex mental gymnastics.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/squeak2.gif\" alt=\"What's that stupid sound?\" height=\"400\" width=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Shrillstorm<\/strong>:  \/<em>shril-storm<\/em>\/ When the pressure is on to produce at work, he sits in a corner and shrillstorms ideas to the annoyance of his colleagues. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  shrill + brainstorm <em>Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Cackleculate<\/strong>:  \/<em>kak-kel-u-late<\/em>\/ He would cackleculate so loudly when he was thinking up words for verbotomy that his girlfriend recorded it for their Halloween party <em>Etymology:<\/em>  cackle + calculate <em>Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Squirk<\/strong>:  \/<em>skwerk<\/em>\/ He didn&#8217;t have a pen to figure out the tip; so he clenched his eyes shut, drew figures in the air, and squirked out his calculations. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Squeak and Work (with a dose of &#8220;squeeze&#8221; because we use this voice to squeeze out the result) <em>Created by:<\/em> ChristopherAndersen.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Pommelhertz<\/strong>:  \/<em>PAHM-uhl-hurts<\/em>\/ Sabrina thought Randy was watching old Felix the Cat cartoons on YouTube again, but discovered that he was actually pommelhertzing his way through an online &#8220;matchmaker&#8221; quiz. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Pommel horse (gymnastics equipment) + hertz (a unit of frequency that defines the pitch of sound waves) <em>Created by:<\/em> Kyoti.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=squeak2\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=squeak2<\/a><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">Be Creative,<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">James<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/\/\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: To talk to yourself in a high-pitched, squeaky voice while performing complex mental gymnastics. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Shrillstorm: \/shril-storm\/ When the pressure is on to produce at work, he sits in a corner and shrillstorms ideas to the annoyance of his colleagues. Etymology: shrill + brainstorm Created by: Stevenson0. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=141\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">What&#8217;s that stupid sound?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/141"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=141"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/141\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=141"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=141"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=141"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}