{"id":1410,"date":"2012-02-14T12:00:07","date_gmt":"2012-02-14T17:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1410"},"modified":"2012-02-14T12:00:07","modified_gmt":"2012-02-14T17:00:07","slug":"stalkmarket-check-your-lipstick-madge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1410","title":{"rendered":"Stalkmarket: Check your lipstick Madge"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em> A person who habitually looks for love in the all the wrong places and wonders why it always turns out wrong. v.<\/em> To look for love in the wrong places.<\/p>\n

\"Check<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Stalkmarket<\/strong>: \/stok mar ket<\/em>\/ When Bessie and Clarabelle were looking for dates, they went to the local stalkmarket. It never worked as their chosen dates turned it into a night of whine and roses. Where could they find love that would allow them to live happily heifer after? Etymology:<\/em> Stalk (the act of following prey stealthily) & Stock Market(an exchange where security trading is conducted by professional stockbrokers) & Meat Market(not just an actual shop for selling meat, but slang for a bar where people pick up each other) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

Proflidate<\/strong>: \/Proff-lee-date<\/em>\/ Dave will never find love while he continues to be proflidate.<\/p>\n

Sharon realized that proflidating was getting her nowhere. Etymology:<\/em> From dating (To go on a date or dates with) and profligate (adj. unrestrained by convention or morality; “Congreve draws a debauched aristocratic society”; “deplorably dissipated and degraded”; “riotous living”; “fast women”) AND (noun. someone who dissipates resources self-indulgently or a wasteful person) Created by:<\/em> Negatrev.<\/p>\n

Missguided<\/strong>: \/mis-gahy-did<\/em>\/ Harry’s search for amour is often missguided. He thought he had discovered a gold mine when he came across a neighborhood bar called the Velvet Boot that was frequented primarily by females. His flirtation always seems to be with Miss IDon’tThinkSo. Etymology:<\/em> miss (to fail to encounter, meet, catch) + Miss (a title of respect prefixed to the name of a unmarried woman) misguided (misled; mistaken) Created by:<\/em> artr2.<\/p>\n

Concupid<\/strong>: \/Con cue pid<\/em>\/ Rick was concupid looking for love in the pharmacy. Marta said, “Suzy is so concupid.” Etymology:<\/em> Con=Anti; Against
\nCupid= A symbol of love
\nTherefor; Against a symbol of love Created by:<\/em> spotter.<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: n. A person who habitually looks for love in the all the wrong places and wonders why it always turns out wrong. v. To look for love in the wrong places. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Stalkmarket: \/stok mar ket\/ When Bessie and Clarabelle were looking for dates, they went to … Continue reading Stalkmarket: Check your lipstick Madge<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1410"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1410"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1410\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1410"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1410"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1410"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}