{"id":1412,"date":"2012-02-16T12:00:07","date_gmt":"2012-02-16T17:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1412"},"modified":"2012-02-16T12:00:07","modified_gmt":"2012-02-16T17:00:07","slug":"oldazdirters-you-still-have-that-twinkle-in-your-eye","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1412","title":{"rendered":"Oldazdirters: You still have that twinkle in your eye."},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v.<\/em> To love someone forever and a day, despite the fact that they have some rather annoying and seemingly intractable imperfections. n.<\/em> A couple which has been together for a long, long, long time.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Oldazdirters<\/strong>: \/old-as-dirt-ers<\/em>\/ Mr. Marvin Molded and his sweetie, Mayof Molded were celebrating breathing and their eleveteen hundred years of being oldazdirters and married on Valentine’s Day. Etymology:<\/em> Old – Having lived or existed for a relatively long time; far advanced in years or life.
\nAs – To the same extent or degree; equally.
\nAdded “er” to Dirt – Earth or soil.
\nPeople who are as old as dirt are “oldazdirters” \ud83d\ude09 Created by:<\/em> abrakadeborah.<\/p>\n

Dinospouse<\/strong>: \/dahy-nuh-spa\u00ca\u0160s<\/em>\/ Jim and his wife have been together for quite some time. They have a good sense of humor about their relationship. They will often refer to each other as their dinospouse. Etymology:<\/em> dinosaur (any chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptile) + spouse (either member of a married pair) Created by:<\/em> artr2.<\/p>\n

Valentimes<\/strong>: \/val en tymes<\/em>\/ Catherine & Eddy had been together for over 50 years. Through good times and bad, they remained in love and were perpetual valentimes. Etymology:<\/em> Valentine (a sweetheart chosen to receive a greeting on Saint Valentine’s Day) & Times (ages, long periods) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

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DEFINITION: v. To love someone forever and a day, despite the fact that they have some rather annoying and seemingly intractable imperfections. n. A couple which has been together for a long, long, long time. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Oldazdirters: \/old-as-dirt-ers\/ Mr. Marvin Molded and his sweetie, Mayof Molded were celebrating … Continue reading Oldazdirters: You still have that twinkle in your eye.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1412"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1412"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1412\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1412"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1412"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1412"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}