{"id":1413,"date":"2012-02-17T12:00:24","date_gmt":"2012-02-17T17:00:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1413"},"modified":"2012-02-17T12:00:24","modified_gmt":"2012-02-17T17:00:24","slug":"ninjustice-i-thought-youd-want-a-head-on-a-platter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1413","title":{"rendered":"Ninjustice: I thought you’d want a head on a platter"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em> A punishment which does not fit crime. v.<\/em> To assign a punishment which is bizarrely inappropriate, and seems totally unrelated to the crime which has been committed. <\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Ninjustice<\/strong>: \/nin-juhs-tis<\/em>\/ Despite the very public nature of his crimes the executive was given a punishment that seemed almost nonexistent. The stealth nature of the judgment caused many to declare it ninjustice. Some, thinking he must have been intoxicated, accused the judge of ginjustice. Etymology:<\/em> ninja (a member of a feudal Japanese society of mercenary agents, highly trained in martial arts and stealth) + injustice (violation of the rights of others; unjust or unfair action or treatment) Created by:<\/em> artr2.<\/p>\n

Indecentencing<\/strong>: \/in-dee-sen-ten-sing<\/em>\/ Graham was ecstatic. Due to the judge’s indecentencing, he was practically getting away with murder. Etymology:<\/em> from indecent ( improper – not suitable or right or appropriate; “slightly improper to dine alone with a married man”; “improper medication”; “improper attire for the golf course”) AND sentencing (The act of pronouncing a judicial sentence on a defendant) Created by:<\/em> Negatrev.<\/p>\n

Fauxtence<\/strong>: \/foe-tense<\/em>\/ Mr. Ponzi Fakkier, your fauxtence requires that you have a staff of thirty people to make sure you abide by the rules of the court, to maintain a lifestyle of luxury…via our tax payers. Etymology:<\/em> Faux – Not genuine or real; being an imitation of the genuine article. Tense; taken in part from the word Sentence – Court judgment, especially a judicial decision of the punishment to be inflicted on one adjudged guilty.
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Penrong<\/strong>: \/pen rong<\/em>\/ When the judge gave the sentence of 30 days in a luxury penthouse jail to the CEO of the biggest con job of the century, the defence lawyer filed an appeal called a penrong. Afterall, it was a victimless crime, no blood was spilled and such a sentence was cruel and unusual punishment for a mere bookkeeping error. Forcibly placing his client in such a primitive environment constituted a penal implant, which undermined his client’s basic human rights and dignity. Etymology:<\/em> Pen (short for penitentiary or jail) & Enron (Billion dollar fraud scandal)& Wrong (incorrect) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: n. A punishment which does not fit crime. v. To assign a punishment which is bizarrely inappropriate, and seems totally unrelated to the crime which has been committed. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Ninjustice: \/nin-juhs-tis\/ Despite the very public nature of his crimes the executive was given a punishment that seemed … Continue reading Ninjustice: I thought you’d want a head on a platter<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1413"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1413"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1413\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1413"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1413"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1413"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}