{"id":1415,"date":"2012-02-23T12:00:05","date_gmt":"2012-02-23T17:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1415"},"modified":"2012-02-23T12:00:05","modified_gmt":"2012-02-23T17:00:05","slug":"muculeptic-i-thought-you-said-hork","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1415","title":{"rendered":"Muculeptic: I thought you said hork&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>v.<\/em> To expectorate unexpectedly, especially in situations where it is not considered socially acceptable. <em>n.<\/em> A person who habitually spits, even when among polite company.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/hork.gif\" alt=\"I thought you said hork...\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Muculeptic<\/strong>:  \/<em>m-yoo-ka-lep-tick<\/em>\/ My brother is a muculeptic, he spontaneously and perpetually spits all over the place. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Muc-derived from mucus; leptic-to compulsively and persistently be afflicted<\/p>\n<p>VERB:Muculactate <em>Created by:<\/em> kalex.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Spewtifulpeople<\/strong>:  \/<em>spu ti ful peep ell<\/em>\/ He was a bon vivant, a man of the world, but he was also one of the spewtifulpeople. He was the spitting image of a successful person, except for his one bad habit. We could expectorate no less from him&#8230;he was a cuspidor, not a toreador. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Spew (spit) &amp; Beutiful People (Wealthy, prominent people, especially those in international society)<\/p>\n<p> <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Spitosaurus<\/strong>:  \/<em>spit-uh-sawr-uhs<\/em>\/ The staff of the retirement home were finally able to track down their resident spitosaurus. They followed the trail of brown-tinted phlegm globs to the room of a retired baseball pitcher, Johnny &#8220;Spitball&#8221; Johnson. Apparently a family member had given him a gift of chewing tobacco. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  spit (to eject saliva from the mouth; expectorate) + saurus (lizard: used to form the scientific names of certain genera of reptiles\/dinosaurs) <em>Created by:<\/em> artr2.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=hork\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=hork<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: v. To expectorate unexpectedly, especially in situations where it is not considered socially acceptable. n. A person who habitually spits, even when among polite company. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Muculeptic: \/m-yoo-ka-lep-tick\/ My brother is a muculeptic, he spontaneously and perpetually spits all over the place. Etymology: Muc-derived from mucus; leptic-to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1415\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Muculeptic: I thought you said hork&#8230;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1415"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1415"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1415\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1415"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1415"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1415"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}