{"id":142,"date":"2007-08-03T00:45:59","date_gmt":"2007-08-03T04:45:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=142"},"modified":"2007-08-03T00:45:59","modified_gmt":"2007-08-03T04:45:59","slug":"a-leash-is-not-enough-he-needs-a-muzzle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=142","title":{"rendered":"A leash is not enough. He needs a muzzle!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> To share information without understanding the difference between what should be public, and what others consider to be private.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/share2.gif\" alt=\"A leash is not enough. He needs a muzzle!\" height=\"400\" width=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Blabberdaft<\/strong>:  \/<em>bla-bur-daft<\/em>\/ Had she known she was dating the company blabberdaft, she never would have told him about her third nipple. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  blabber mouth, daft, flabbergast <em>Created by:<\/em> purpleartichokes.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Indiscretin<\/strong>:  \/<em>in-dis-creh-tin<\/em>\/ He was such an indiscretin that his girlfriend considered having his tongue surgically removed &#8211; but she loved french kissing too much <em>Etymology:<\/em>  indiscretion + cretin <em>Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Blutter<\/strong>:  \/<em>BLUT ur<\/em>\/ Well, he bluttered to everyone that we had sex on it, so now no one will sit on the couch&#8211;we have to get a new one. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  blurt+utter (and blather) <em>Created by:<\/em> ChristopherAndersen.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Priverbalize<\/strong>:  \/<em>prie VERB al ize<\/em>\/ Joe priverbalized to his freinds that his mother used special ointment on her toes. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Private+verbalize <em>Created by:<\/em> Gionuzzo.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=share2\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=share2<\/a><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">Be Creative,<\/p>\n<p>James<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/\/\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: To share information without understanding the difference between what should be public, and what others consider to be private. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Blabberdaft: \/bla-bur-daft\/ Had she known she was dating the company blabberdaft, she never would have told him about her third nipple. Etymology: blabber mouth, daft, flabbergast Created &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=142\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">A leash is not enough. He needs a muzzle!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=142"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=142"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=142"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=142"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}