{"id":1420,"date":"2012-03-01T12:00:31","date_gmt":"2012-03-01T17:00:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1420"},"modified":"2012-03-01T12:00:31","modified_gmt":"2012-03-01T17:00:31","slug":"bikinitini-my-bikini-still-fits","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1420","title":{"rendered":"Bikinitini: My bikini still fits!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em> A person in deep denial who crams into their old clothing which is now somewhat unflattering, and perhaps several sizes too small. v.<\/em> To wear clothing from your “younger days” just to prove that you still got it.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Bikinitini<\/strong>: \/beek eenee teenee<\/em>\/ When Ethel tried on her very old swimsuit, her husband Ed called it her bikinitini. Oh sure it still covered the most important parts, but two of those parts were now thumping against her knees as she walked and her backside in motion looked like a camel chewing on a caramel! Etymology:<\/em> Bikini (two piece skimpy swimsuit) & Teenie (very tiny) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

Thwrong<\/strong>: \/thrawng<\/em>\/ At the family beach vacation Grandma thought it was great that she could still fit into her string bikini. Others thought it was just thwrong. To make matters worse Grandpa decided to match her faux pas by strutting around in a banana-hammock Speedow. The cost of the vacation may well be eclipsed by the eventual cost of therapy for the grandchildren. Etymology:<\/em> thong (a brief garment for the lower body that exposes the buttocks) + wrong (not correct in action, judgment, opinion, method, etc.) Created by:<\/em> artr2.<\/p>\n

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galwaywegian<\/a><\/strong>, 2012-02-28: 07:36:00<\/em>
brilliant!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Retrohoh<\/strong>: \/rhett oh oh<\/em>\/ the sixties hotpants look had gone from retro to retrohoh in the intervening years Etymology:<\/em> retro ohoh Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n

Cramolded<\/strong>: \/cra-mol-did<\/em>\/ Marvin says to Anne, “Honey, you know you should not cramolded that old bikini on your body…it accentuates your extra curves and lines.” Etymology:<\/em> Cram-To force, press, or squeeze into an insufficient space; stuff.<\/p>\n

Old- and added (ed) – Having lived or existed for a relatively long time; far advanced in years or life. Created by:<\/em> abrakadeborah.<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: n. A person in deep denial who crams into their old clothing which is now somewhat unflattering, and perhaps several sizes too small. v. To wear clothing from your “younger days” just to prove that you still got it. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Bikinitini: \/beek eenee teenee\/ When Ethel tried … Continue reading Bikinitini: My bikini still fits!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1420"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1420"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1420\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1420"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1420"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1420"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}