{"id":1431,"date":"2012-03-19T12:00:05","date_gmt":"2012-03-19T16:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1431"},"modified":"2012-03-19T12:00:05","modified_gmt":"2012-03-19T16:00:05","slug":"dairegret-the-seat-broke-so-i-made-a-new-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1431","title":{"rendered":"Dairegret: The seat broke, so I made a new one&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>n.<\/em> The creative, yet blatantly illegal use of plastic milk crates, and the latent fear of prosecution associated with this alleged crime. <em>v.<\/em> To create and build home furnishings using stolen milk crates.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/crate.gif\" alt=\"The seat broke, so I made a new one...\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Dairegret<\/strong>:  \/<em>dair-ee-gret<\/em>\/ James knows that it is not legal to use milk cartons for his own purposes. He doesn&#8217;t let his dairegret stop him from having a bookcase that covers an entire wall of his apartment made of these ubiquitous cubes. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  dairy (of or relating to the production of milk and milk products) + regret (o feel sorrow or remorse) <em>Created by:<\/em> artr2.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Cratefuldread<\/strong>:  \/<em>krayt full dred<\/em>\/ They lived on the creative edge. Milkmen and Dairies feared them and none were safe from their criminal activities. Although we now call it recycling, in those days they lived in cratefuldread of prosecution. They were the Dread Heads&#8230; <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Crateful (the quantity contained in a crate) &amp; Dread (fearful expectation or anticipation; be afraid or scared of; be frightened of) &amp; WordPLay on Grateful Dead (American Rock band fronted by Jerry Garcia in the 60&#8217;s &amp; 70&#8217;s)  <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Crative<\/strong>:  \/<em>kray tiv<\/em>\/ thinking too far outside the box inevitably leads to a bad case of crativity <em>Etymology:<\/em>  crate creative <em>Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Moomentum<\/strong>:  \/<em>moo-meant-um<\/em>\/ The moomentum movement wasted uncountable amounts of milk cartons, but on the bright side, new homes were constructed and everyone ate more chicken! <em>Etymology:<\/em>   <em>Created by:<\/em> HighWitness.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=crate\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=crate<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: n. The creative, yet blatantly illegal use of plastic milk crates, and the latent fear of prosecution associated with this alleged crime. v. To create and build home furnishings using stolen milk crates. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Dairegret: \/dair-ee-gret\/ James knows that it is not legal to use milk cartons &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1431\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Dairegret: The seat broke, so I made a new one&#8230;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1431"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1431"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1431\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1431"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1431"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1431"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}