{"id":1436,"date":"2012-03-26T12:01:51","date_gmt":"2012-03-26T16:01:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1436"},"modified":"2012-03-26T12:01:51","modified_gmt":"2012-03-26T16:01:51","slug":"doomerology-the-numbers-are-falling","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1436","title":{"rendered":"Doomerology: The numbers are falling!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>v.<\/em> To get freaked out by falling numbers and the prophets of doom who are eternally peddling their message of imminent global collapse.  <em>n.<\/em> A type of mass hysteria created by the fear of falling numbers.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/flail.gif\" alt=\"The numbers are falling!\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Doomerology<\/strong>:  \/<em>doom er ol ogee<\/em>\/ The only religion the chicks knew was doomerology. They were born under a number and when the sky did fall down, they would be hit by a number. When your number&#8217;s up, you are down permanently. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Doom(disastrous destiny) &amp; Numerology(the study of the supposed occult influence of numbers on human affairs<br \/>\n <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Neganumeraphobia<\/strong>:  \/<em>neg-uh-noo-muh-rol-uh-foh-bee-uh<\/em>\/ After taking a bath during several stock market downturns, Tim developed a bad case of neganumeraphobia. Even the suggestion of a bad day on Wall Street can turn him into a trembling, quivering mess. A mere whisper of the term 401k can cause a catatonic state. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  negative (lacking positive or affirmative qualities) + numerology (the study of numbers, as the figures designating the year of one&#8217;s birth, to determine their supposed influence on one&#8217;s life, future, etc.) + phobia (fear of) <em>Created by:<\/em> artr2.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Numbrunexy<\/strong>:  \/<em>Num &#8211; brun &#8211; eks &#8211; ee<\/em>\/ The number of people falling victim to numbrunexy is rising every day. <em>Etymology:<\/em>   <em>Created by:<\/em> notoriousjoeyg.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=flail\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=flail<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: v. To get freaked out by falling numbers and the prophets of doom who are eternally peddling their message of imminent global collapse. n. A type of mass hysteria created by the fear of falling numbers. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Doomerology: \/doom er ol ogee\/ The only religion the chicks &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1436\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Doomerology: The numbers are falling!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1436"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1436"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1436\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1436"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1436"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1436"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}