{"id":1443,"date":"2012-04-04T12:00:39","date_gmt":"2012-04-04T16:00:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1443"},"modified":"2012-04-04T12:00:39","modified_gmt":"2012-04-04T16:00:39","slug":"disamvowel-should-i-call-an-ambulance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1443","title":{"rendered":"Disamvowel: Should I call an ambulance?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>v.<\/em> To deny that you have stupidly injured yourself for fear of punishment or ridicule. <em>n.<\/em> A person who won&#8217;t admit it when they shoot themselves in the foot (which they seem to do quite often).<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/tweezers.gif\" alt=\"Should I call an ambulance?\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Disamvowel<\/strong>:  \/<em>dis am vow el<\/em>\/ Wendy was always the first to disamvowel when she had hurt herself accidentally.  But when she accidentally poked her eye out, she made more of a spectacle of herself than usual. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Disavow (deny;disclaim responsibility for) &amp; Disembowel (remove innards) <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Deadnial<\/strong>:  \/<em>ded-nahy-uh<\/em>\/ Denise has always been known as a contrarian. Whatever the subject, she will be on the opposite side of any argument than the majority. Last week she was involved in a car accident. She was declared DOA when she arrived at the hospital. In a serious case of deadnial, she sat up and demanded to be seen by a doctor. As long as refuses to believe in her demise she will probably stay around to contradict the status quo. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  dead (no longer living) + denial (disbelief in the existence or reality of a thing) <em>Created by:<\/em> artr2.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=tweezers\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=tweezers<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: v. To deny that you have stupidly injured yourself for fear of punishment or ridicule. n. A person who won&#8217;t admit it when they shoot themselves in the foot (which they seem to do quite often). VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Disamvowel: \/dis am vow el\/ Wendy was always the first &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1443\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Disamvowel: Should I call an ambulance?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1443"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1443"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1443\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1443"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1443"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1443"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}