{"id":1450,"date":"2012-04-13T12:01:50","date_gmt":"2012-04-13T16:01:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1450"},"modified":"2012-04-13T12:01:50","modified_gmt":"2012-04-13T16:01:50","slug":"dumbesticated-i-thought-love-was-a-two-way-street","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1450","title":{"rendered":"Dumbesticated: I thought love was a two-way street"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>n.<\/em> A lovable yet stupid pet. <em>v.<\/em> To be dumb, fat, lazy, arrogant, and totally, completely, irresistibly cute. <\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/cat.gif\" alt=\"I thought love was a two-way street\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Dumbesticated<\/strong>:  \/<em>dum est ik ay ted<\/em>\/ Totally dumbesticated, it was amazing barfield still remembered to breathe occasionally. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  domesticated, dumb <em>Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Bimpet<\/strong>:  \/<em>Bim pet<\/em>\/ My cat is such a bimpet; cute but stupid <em>Etymology:<\/em>  bimbo + pet <em>Created by:<\/em> Koekbroer.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Petagree<\/strong>:  \/<em>pet ag ree<\/em>\/ To be a lovable lazy lump of ginger feline love machine was Tom&#8217;s petagree. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Pet (a domesticated animal kept for companionship or amusement)  &amp; Agree (be agreeable or suitable)and WordPlay on Pedigree (line of descent of a pure-bred animal)<br \/>\n <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Dimyum<\/strong>:  \/<em>dim-yum<\/em>\/ Linda often wondered why her dimyum always licked himself in front of guests. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Dim &#8211; stupid or slow to understand.<br \/>\nYum &#8211; delicious <em>Created by:<\/em> fabdiva.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=cat\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=cat<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: n. A lovable yet stupid pet. v. To be dumb, fat, lazy, arrogant, and totally, completely, irresistibly cute. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Dumbesticated: \/dum est ik ay ted\/ Totally dumbesticated, it was amazing barfield still remembered to breathe occasionally. Etymology: domesticated, dumb Created by: galwaywegian. Bimpet: \/Bim pet\/ My cat &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1450\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Dumbesticated: I thought love was a two-way street<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1450"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1450"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1450\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1450"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1450"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1450"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}