{"id":1451,"date":"2012-04-16T12:01:32","date_gmt":"2012-04-16T16:01:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1451"},"modified":"2012-04-16T12:01:32","modified_gmt":"2012-04-16T16:01:32","slug":"polareyes-i-must-admit-that-i-find-you-very-attractive","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1451","title":{"rendered":"Polareyes: I must admit that I find you very attractive"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>v.<\/em> To send out confused or conflicting signals when driving or dating. <em>n.<\/em> A person who signals their intentions to do one thing, then does something else completely different.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/signals.gif\" alt=\"I must admit that I find you very attractive\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Polareyes<\/strong>:  \/<em>poh-lar-ize<\/em>\/ After a sensational evening together, Jane polareyesed her new boyfriend by asking for his sister&#8217;s phone number. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Polar &#8211; directly opposite in character or tendency.<br \/>\nEyes &#8211; to refer to someone&#8217;s opinion or attitude toward something <em>Created by:<\/em> fabdiva.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Misleadership<\/strong>:  \/<em>mis-lee-der-ship<\/em>\/ Janet thinks she is such a great boss that she deserves the title of Miss Leadership. Her staff thinks it should more like misleadership. Her action plan has more switchbacks than a mountain road in Peru. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  mislead (tend to deceive) + leadership (a person who guides or directs a group) <em>Created by:<\/em> artr2.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Attractshun<\/strong>:  \/<em>at trakt shun<\/em>\/ Lisa found herself drawn to the new guy in accounting, but whenever they made contact, she pushed him away.  This attractshun stemmed from the fact that she actually preferred girls to gorgeous men&#8230; <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Attract (be drawn to;the quality of arousing interest; being attractive) &amp; Shun (avoid and stay away from deliberately; stay clear of)<br \/>\n  <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Pheromoans<\/strong>:  \/<em>ferrow mowns<\/em>\/ The pheromoans he was sending out were confusing, treating her like a lifelong partner in all the wrong ways  <em>Etymology:<\/em>  pheromones moans <em>Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=signals\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=signals<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: v. To send out confused or conflicting signals when driving or dating. n. A person who signals their intentions to do one thing, then does something else completely different. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Polareyes: \/poh-lar-ize\/ After a sensational evening together, Jane polareyesed her new boyfriend by asking for his sister&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1451\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Polareyes: I must admit that I find you very attractive<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1451"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1451"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1451\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1451"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1451"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1451"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}