{"id":1456,"date":"2012-04-23T12:03:43","date_gmt":"2012-04-23T16:03:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1456"},"modified":"2012-04-23T12:03:43","modified_gmt":"2012-04-23T16:03:43","slug":"honkasorusrex-whats-with-this-chick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1456","title":{"rendered":"Honkasorusrex: What&#8217;s with this chick?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>v.<\/em> To sit in your car and repeatedly honk your horn, so that your passengers, who are waiting inside the house, know you are ready to go. <em>n.<\/em> A person who uses a car horn as an multi-purpose communication tool.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/honker.gif\" alt=\"What's with this chick?\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Honkasorusrex<\/strong>:  \/<em>Honk-A-Sor-Us-Rex<\/em>\/ Dave, being hungry for a Sizzler steak could not bear to wait another second for his chick. He made wild honkasorusrex noises to attract his mate. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Honk + T-Rex <em>Created by:<\/em> BeauKnows.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Hornacular<\/strong>:  \/<em>hor-naa-kew-ler<\/em>\/ Her mother spoke in the hornacular, just honking and honking rather than going to the door. <em>Etymology:<\/em>   <em>Created by:<\/em> kalex.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Honkquest<\/strong>:  \/<em>hon kwest<\/em>\/ Hank&#8217;s latest date had to endure his honkquest outside her home until she appeared. But our Honkquistador soon met his match when her irate hubby put sugar in his gas tank. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Honk (blast your car horn) &amp; Conquest (an act of winning the love or sexual favor of someone)<br \/>\n <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Hornbell<\/strong>:  \/<em>horn-bell<\/em>\/ John couldn&#8217;t bring himself to walk 30 feet up the sidewalk, so he simply rang the hornbell repeatedly until Jess was annoyed enough to come outside.  <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Car Horn + Door Bell <em>Created by:<\/em> dekra.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=honker\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=honker<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: v. To sit in your car and repeatedly honk your horn, so that your passengers, who are waiting inside the house, know you are ready to go. n. A person who uses a car horn as an multi-purpose communication tool. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Honkasorusrex: \/Honk-A-Sor-Us-Rex\/ Dave, being hungry for &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1456\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Honkasorusrex: What&#8217;s with this chick?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1456"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1456"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1456\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1456"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1456"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1456"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}