{"id":1457,"date":"2012-04-24T12:04:13","date_gmt":"2012-04-24T16:04:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1457"},"modified":"2012-04-24T12:04:13","modified_gmt":"2012-04-24T16:04:13","slug":"dissenchanted-hell-is-my-wifes-home-town","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1457","title":{"rendered":"Dissenchanted: Hell is my wife’s home town"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v.<\/em> To fall out of love with someone because you have finally realized that they are nothing but trouble. n.<\/em> A vicious lover who has big problems and likes to share them with you.<\/p>\n

\"Hell<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Dissenchanted<\/strong>: \/dis en chan ted<\/em>\/ When Heidi discovered that her husband was such a jerk, she realized that she had become dissenchanted with him. He had grown old, but never had grown up. Once you take a stroll through the Dissenchanted Forest, you can never go back… Etymology:<\/em> Diss (slang:to disrespect)& Disenchanted (freeing from false belief or illusions; state of disillusionment or disappointment)
\n Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

Sweethurt<\/strong>: \/sweet-hurt<\/em>\/ Bob finally hit the road when he figures it was his sweethurt that had the problem. “It ain’t me, Babe” were his parting words. Just like a woman, she told Mr. Tambourine Man, “I shall be released”. He, on the other hand was tangled up in blue. Etymology:<\/em> sweetheart (person whom another loves) + hurt (to cause bodily or mental pain or distress) Created by:<\/em> artr2.<\/p>\n

Lovernot<\/strong>: \/luv er not<\/em>\/ I thought they were together but she was actually his lovernot. Etymology:<\/em> love her \/ lover not Created by:<\/em> Koekbroer.<\/p>\n

Amortis<\/strong>: \/A-more-tis<\/em>\/ The times they were a-changin, and Bob’s amortis annoyed him incessantly; his visions of Johanna slowly faded. The tambourine man said “It’s alright ‘ma,” I have been released though I’m tangled up in blue. I have amortised the vixen, and though a hard rain’s a-gonna fall, I will carry on like a rolling stone. Etymology:<\/em> Love + Death, Amore + Mortis Created by:<\/em> dekra.<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: v. To fall out of love with someone because you have finally realized that they are nothing but trouble. n. A vicious lover who has big problems and likes to share them with you. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Dissenchanted: \/dis en chan ted\/ When Heidi discovered that her husband was … Continue reading Dissenchanted: Hell is my wife’s home town<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1457"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1457"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1457\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1457"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1457"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1457"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}