{"id":146,"date":"2007-08-09T00:50:05","date_gmt":"2007-08-09T04:50:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=146"},"modified":"2007-08-18T00:59:00","modified_gmt":"2007-08-18T04:59:00","slug":"why-dont-you-like-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=146","title":{"rendered":"Why don’t you like me?"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> To sacrifice your health, your family, and even a few friends to money, only to discover that money doesn’t like you.<\/font><\/p>\n

\"Why<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n

Buckwit<\/strong>: \/buk-wit<\/em>\/ it had suddenly become obvious to everyone that Travis was a total buckwit Etymology:<\/em> buck[as in cash], f*ckwit Created by:<\/em> rikboyee.<\/font><\/p>\n

Greedgret<\/strong>: \/greed-gret<\/em>\/ Bob had a split second to feel greedgret when his 200 lb. collection of rare coins fell off the shelf and hit him soundly on the head. Etymology:<\/em> greed, regret Created by:<\/em> purpleartichokes.<\/font><\/p>\n

Martyrdoughm<\/strong>: \/mahr-ter-doh-m<\/em>\/ Stan’s martyrdoughm not only humiliated his cat, he was left with a sizeable debt from the cat castle he lovingly bought for him. Marbles decided to use the ugly thing as his fur ball depository instead. Etymology:<\/em> martyrdom + dough ($) Created by:<\/em> remistram.<\/font><\/p>\n

Capitunalishment<\/strong>: \/cap-eh-ton-ul-ish-ment<\/em>\/ After years of gambling, Larry finally hit the jackpot. Unfortunately for him, the winnings came just one week before his divorce was to be finalized. The next day, he recieved a call from his attorney saying his wife had read about Larry’s good fortune in the newspaper, and seeing that they were still techniacally husband and wife (and according to section EE5432A: Capitunalishment), half of the money would be hers. Etymology:<\/em> A merge of “capital punishment.” Capital for money. Punishment for the distreatment of others and money’s distreatment of you. Created by:<\/em> KristinA.<\/font><\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: To sacrifice your health, your family, and even a few friends to money, only to discover that money doesn’t like you. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Buckwit: \/buk-wit\/ it had suddenly become obvious to everyone that Travis was a total buckwit Etymology: buck[as in cash], f*ckwit Created by: rikboyee. Greedgret: \/greed-gret\/ … Continue reading Why don’t you like me?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/146"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=146"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/146\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=146"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=146"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=146"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}