{"id":1461,"date":"2012-04-30T12:00:26","date_gmt":"2012-04-30T16:00:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1461"},"modified":"2012-04-30T12:00:26","modified_gmt":"2012-04-30T16:00:26","slug":"failohan-her-hair-is-not","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1461","title":{"rendered":"Failohan: Her hair is not!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v.<\/em> To assess an individual’s current mental state, or identify hidden personality traits, through careful analysis of their hairstyle. n.<\/em> A method of psychoanalysis based hairdos and don’ts.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Failohan<\/strong>: \/Fail-O-han<\/em>\/ Starting off in a parent trap. Later becoming a mean girl on a freaky Friday. Then driving a Volkswagen bug “fully loaded”, spells disaster. That\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not a bad hair day! That\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a failohan. Etymology:<\/em> Failing and Lohan Created by:<\/em> BeauKnows.<\/p>\n

Ponytelltale<\/strong>: \/poh-nee-el-teyl<\/em>\/ Anne is usually quite meticulous with her appearance. She spends a fair amount of time in the morning getting her hair just right. It doesn’t require tips from Sigmund Freud to pick out her bad-mood days. The ponytelltale sends co-workers scurrying in every direction but in her path. If all she has done is cram her locks into a scrunchie the world better look out. Etymology:<\/em> ponytail (an arrangement of the hair in a long lock drawn tightly against the back of the head and cinched so as to hang loosely) + telltale (a thing serving to reveal or disclose something) Created by:<\/em> artr2.<\/p>\n

Toplockraphy<\/strong>: \/top-lock-ruh-fee<\/em>\/ Jane’s toplockraphical signs indicated that she prefers her wild nights on the carpet as opposed to more conventional furniture, based on the residual static electricity swirling about her like a psychotic halo. Etymology:<\/em> topographical….assessing geography based on the upper appearance of the earth.<\/p>\n

locks…….hair Created by:<\/em> logan260.<\/p>\n

Psychiatress<\/strong>: \/sigh kai ah tress<\/em>\/ definately a bad hair day, on so many levels, her psychiatress said in clipped tones Etymology:<\/em> psychiatrist tress Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: v. To assess an individual’s current mental state, or identify hidden personality traits, through careful analysis of their hairstyle. n. A method of psychoanalysis based hairdos and don’ts. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Failohan: \/Fail-O-han\/ Starting off in a parent trap. Later becoming a mean girl on a freaky Friday. Then … Continue reading Failohan: Her hair is not!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1461"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1461"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1461\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1461"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1461"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1461"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}