{"id":1465,"date":"2012-05-04T12:03:11","date_gmt":"2012-05-04T16:03:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1465"},"modified":"2012-05-04T12:03:11","modified_gmt":"2012-05-04T16:03:11","slug":"avatarsehole-that-cant-be-me-he-doesnt-have-any-muscles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1465","title":{"rendered":"Avatarsehole: That can’t be me. He doesn’t have any muscles…"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em> A person who is so enamored with their online identity that they believe that it is more real than their physical one. v.<\/em> To suddenly realize that you are large, blubbery mammal with no useful superpowers.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Avatarsehole<\/strong>: \/av at ar soul<\/em>\/ only a complete avatarsehole would have come to his sister’s wedding in a apider suit Etymology:<\/em> avatar arsehole Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n

Hyperspacecadet<\/strong>: \/hahy-per-speys-kuh-det<\/em>\/ Tim works hard and lovingly at creating his online presence. Somehow, no matter what he does, some part of his real self sneaks through and he ends up with a hyperspacecadet. Etymology:<\/em> hyperspace (computer network) space cadet (absent minded) Created by:<\/em> artr2.<\/p>\n

Cyberliar<\/strong>: \/cy-ber-lie-ur<\/em>\/ When she met her online date it was apparent that Joe was quite the cyberliar. His psuedo-muscular debonair description must have vanished overnight as she stared at the flabby bald guy sitting in the prearranged booth. Etymology:<\/em> cyber–all things online
\nliar–deciever of the truth Created by:<\/em> logan260.<\/p>\n

Cyberlusional<\/strong>: \/si ber lu sjin al<\/em>\/ Since playing WoW, Doug has covered up all the mirrors in his house. He is so cyberlusional Etymology:<\/em> cyber + delusion Created by:<\/em> Koekbroer.<\/p>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=wings<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

www.verbotomy.com<\/a>
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DEFINITION: n. A person who is so enamored with their online identity that they believe that it is more real than their physical one. v. To suddenly realize that you are large, blubbery mammal with no useful superpowers. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Avatarsehole: \/av at ar soul\/ only a complete avatarsehole … Continue reading Avatarsehole: That can’t be me. He doesn’t have any muscles…<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1465"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1465"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1465\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1465"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1465"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1465"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}