{"id":1466,"date":"2012-05-07T12:01:35","date_gmt":"2012-05-07T16:01:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1466"},"modified":"2012-05-07T12:01:35","modified_gmt":"2012-05-07T16:01:35","slug":"cyberspasm-drop-that-controller-right-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1466","title":{"rendered":"Cyberspasm: Drop that controller right now!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>n.<\/em> A state of extreme agitation developed after extended periods of non-stop video game participation; commonly affects males of all ages! <em>v.<\/em> To twist yourself up into a knot while playing video games.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/xbox.gif\" alt=\"Drop that controller right now!\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Cyberspasm<\/strong>:  \/<em>si-ber-spaz-im<\/em>\/ See how Doug has a cyberspasm because he played Moon Patrol so long that he is now cramped up into a ball. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  cyber + spasm <em>Created by:<\/em> Koekbroer.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Nintendoncy<\/strong>:  \/<em>nin ten don see<\/em>\/ Zelda was tired of Luigi&#8217;s addiction to video games.  He played them round the clock and his nintendoncy to avoid his work, family and other responsibilities, was what made her announce to him one day, &#8220;Good bye, Game Boy,Wii are so headed to divorce court!&#8221; <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Nintendo (Japanese interactive video game maker, part of a huge electronics conglomerate,which actually started in 1889 and has evolved into one of the 3 main video games makers) &amp; Tendency (an inclination to do something;) <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Inconsoleable<\/strong>:  \/<em>ink on sow lab ell<\/em>\/ without his games console he was inconsoleable <em>Etymology:<\/em>  console inconsolable <em>Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Stupewified<\/strong>:  \/<em>stoo-puh-wahy-fahy<\/em>\/ Some would blame the coffee, some the lack of sleep but 18 hours of computer combat left Darrell completely stupewified. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  stupefied (stunned, shocked) wifi (Wi-Fi is a popular technology that allows an electronic device to exchange data wirelessly (using radio waves) over a computer network) <em>Created by:<\/em> artr2.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=xbox\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=xbox<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: n. A state of extreme agitation developed after extended periods of non-stop video game participation; commonly affects males of all ages! v. To twist yourself up into a knot while playing video games. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Cyberspasm: \/si-ber-spaz-im\/ See how Doug has a cyberspasm because he played Moon Patrol &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1466\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Cyberspasm: Drop that controller right now!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1466"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1466"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1466\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1466"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1466"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1466"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}