{"id":1471,"date":"2012-05-11T12:03:11","date_gmt":"2012-05-11T16:03:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1471"},"modified":"2012-05-11T12:03:11","modified_gmt":"2012-05-11T16:03:11","slug":"fructosy-this-donut-is-so-good","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1471","title":{"rendered":"Fructosy: This donut is so good!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>v.<\/em> To enjoy, or derive physical pleasure from, the eating of sweets and other sugared substances &#8212; often leads to over-consumption. <em>n.<\/em> Pleasure derived from the consumption of sweets.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/sugar.gif\" alt=\"This donut is so good!\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Fructosy<\/strong>:  \/<em>frook tow see<\/em>\/ George loved anything sweet, particularly sweet fruits, especially those in liquid form. He was mad about madeira, sanguine for sangria, a muscateer for muscatel and okay for tokay. Even the next days wrath of grapes was worth it for the sense of fructosy he could achieve. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Fructose (a simple sugar found in honey and in many ripe fruits) &amp; Ecstasy (a state of elated bliss)<br \/>\n <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Glutomania<\/strong>:  \/<em>Glut-o-mania<\/em>\/ To have a deep carving of all sweet things to the point excess <em>Etymology:<\/em>  From gluton and mania <em>Created by:<\/em> Harbow.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Sugargasm<\/strong>:  \/<em>shoog-er-gaz-uhm<\/em>\/ Mel is not allowed to have sweet rolls or donuts if he wakes up early in the morning. The noise generated when he has a sugargasm is likely to wake most of his apartment building.  <em>Etymology:<\/em>  sugar (a sweet, crystalline substance, C 1 2 H 2 2 O 1 1 , obtained chiefly from the juice of the sugarcane  and the sugar beet) + orgasm (the physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of sexual excitation) <em>Created by:<\/em> artr2.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Shunkie<\/strong>:  \/<em>shunk-ee<\/em>\/ Jim is such a shunkie&#8230;..he starts getting squirrelly about 10:00 am and climbs the walls till he gets a donut or candy bar. Then he eats 3 or 4 and starts crashing about 2:00. He&#8217;s fortunate his metabolism is so high. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  junkie: technically slang for anyone who has an addiction to opiates usually but loosely applied to addiction to other substances as well. i.e. He&#8217;s a sugar junkie. &#8220;Shunkie&#8221; is a fusion of those two words, &#8220;sugar&#8221; and &#8220;junkie&#8221; <em>Created by:<\/em> logan260.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=sugar\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=sugar<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: v. To enjoy, or derive physical pleasure from, the eating of sweets and other sugared substances &#8212; often leads to over-consumption. n. Pleasure derived from the consumption of sweets. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Fructosy: \/frook tow see\/ George loved anything sweet, particularly sweet fruits, especially those in liquid form. 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