{"id":1473,"date":"2012-05-15T12:03:46","date_gmt":"2012-05-15T16:03:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1473"},"modified":"2012-05-15T12:03:46","modified_gmt":"2012-05-15T16:03:46","slug":"motherbucker-omigod-hes-hes-beautiful","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1473","title":{"rendered":"Motherbucker: Omigod! He&#8217;s&#8230; He&#8217;s&#8230; Beautiful!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>n.<\/em> The emotional connection between a mother and her child, which continues on through life despite all the protestations. <em>v.<\/em> To be loved by your mother and even though you complain about it a lot. <\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/ma.gif\" alt=\"Omigod! He's... He's... Beautiful!\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Motherbucker<\/strong>:  \/<em>muhth-er-buhk-er<\/em>\/ Tim&#8217;s mom treats him like he&#8217;s still two years old despite his stint in the Marines and his job as a cop. As she nuzzles up to him and calls him her &#8220;Pookie Wookie&#8221; he becomes a motherbucker. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  mother (a female parent) + bucker (to resist or oppose obstinately) <em>Created by:<\/em> artr2.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Maternality<\/strong>:  \/<em>mat urn al it ee<\/em>\/ She always told her daughter, &#8220;You&#8217;ll always be my baby, even when you&#8217;re eighty!&#8221; It was her chant of maternality. Now her daughter is eighty and she at 100 still has her baby! <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Maternal (characteristic of a mother) &amp; Eternity (time without end) <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Mombarrasment<\/strong>:  \/<em>mom-barr-rass-mint<\/em>\/ She&#8217;s a bit of a mombarrassment when she smothers Doug because he always  complains afterwards. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  mom + embarrassment  <em>Created by:<\/em> Koekbroer.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=ma\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=ma<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: n. The emotional connection between a mother and her child, which continues on through life despite all the protestations. v. To be loved by your mother and even though you complain about it a lot. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Motherbucker: \/muhth-er-buhk-er\/ Tim&#8217;s mom treats him like he&#8217;s still two years &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1473\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Motherbucker: Omigod! He&#8217;s&#8230; He&#8217;s&#8230; Beautiful!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1473"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1473"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1473\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1473"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1473"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1473"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}