{"id":148,"date":"2007-08-13T00:52:37","date_gmt":"2007-08-13T04:52:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=148"},"modified":"2007-08-13T00:52:37","modified_gmt":"2007-08-13T04:52:37","slug":"omigod-why-are-you-wearing-that-to-the-dance-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=148","title":{"rendered":"Omigod, why are you wearing that to the dance?"},"content":{"rendered":"


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DEFINITION:<\/strong> A fashion accessory, or an approach to personal hygiene, which is designed not to attract others, but rather to repel them.<\/font><\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n

Asexory<\/strong>: \/A-sex-or-E<\/em>\/ Overalls are the perfect asexory. They completely cover any shape the individual may have, are almost impossible to get into, and are more often than not, stained with oil or grass stains from the farmer they previously belonged to. Etymology:<\/em> asexual (sexless) + accessory Created by:<\/em> KristinA.<\/font><\/p>\n

Bewear<\/strong>: \/be-ware<\/em>\/ Jane’s bewear kept all her potential suitors at bay. The leather studded collar was a particular turn-off! Etymology:<\/em> beware + wear Created by:<\/em> administraitor.<\/font><\/p>\n

Hagcessory<\/strong>: \/hag-sess-or-ree<\/em>\/ Splashing on a liberal dose of Slobsession and hagcessorizing with garlic-studded earrings, Julie felt ready to reject the world! Etymology:<\/em> hag, accessory Created by:<\/em> purpleartichokes.<\/font><\/p>\n

Skunkpunk<\/strong>: \/skungk-pungk<\/em>\/ There once was a lady named Elly, Who wanted to look rather repelly, She dressed like a punk Sometimes got drunk, But mostly she was skunkpunk and smelly Etymology:<\/em> “skunk”: a weasel like animal, which defends itself by emitting an evil- smelling fluid & “punk”: very noticeable and unconventional dress mode. Created by:<\/em> OZZIEBOB.<\/font><\/p>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
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