{"id":1480,"date":"2012-05-24T12:02:47","date_gmt":"2012-05-24T16:02:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1480"},"modified":"2012-05-24T12:02:47","modified_gmt":"2012-05-24T16:02:47","slug":"consumania-this-cupcake-is-evil-i-must-destroy-it-before-it-destroys-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1480","title":{"rendered":"Consumania: This cupcake is evil! I must destroy it, before it destroys me."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>v.<\/em> To follow a diet with such rigor and fervor that it consumes all your energy, and throws everything, even your desserts, out of proportion. <em>n.<\/em> A person who thinks too much about what they eat.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/cupcake.gif\" alt=\"This cupcake is evil! I must destroy it, before it destroys me.\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Consumania<\/strong>:  \/<em>con-syoo-main-eeya<\/em>\/ &#8220;Rachel gobbled it all up. She inhaled it.  It was total consumania.&#8221; <em>Etymology:<\/em>  consume + mania <em>Created by:<\/em> Koekbroer.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Omnidevhour<\/strong>:  \/<em>om nee dev owr<\/em>\/ Jasmine was such an omnidevhour to her latest food fad regime that she timed herself to eat precisely every 45 minutes for 50 calories worth of food. She gave up her real life as she knew it&#8230;it was do or diet! <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Omnivore (someone who eats all and everything) &amp; Devour (eat)&amp; Devotee (believer) &amp; Hour (every hour) <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Nuketritionist<\/strong>:  \/<em>newk trish yun ist<\/em>\/ her inner nuketritionist exploded every menu she dreamed up <em>Etymology:<\/em>  nutritionist, nuke <em>Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Gobbleclobber<\/strong>:  \/<em>gob-uhl-klob-er<\/em>\/ Eve and her friends at work see desserts as an enemy to be vanquished. If someone were to dare to bring something evil into the office they will gobbleclobber it until it is no more. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  gobble (to swallow or eat hastily or hungrily in large pieces; gulp) + clobber (to defeat decisively; drub; trounce) <em>Created by:<\/em> artr2.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=cupcake\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=cupcake<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: v. To follow a diet with such rigor and fervor that it consumes all your energy, and throws everything, even your desserts, out of proportion. n. A person who thinks too much about what they eat. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Consumania: \/con-syoo-main-eeya\/ &#8220;Rachel gobbled it all up. She inhaled it. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1480\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Consumania: This cupcake is evil! I must destroy it, before it destroys me.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1480"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1480"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1480\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1480"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1480"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1480"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}