{"id":1482,"date":"2012-05-28T12:03:19","date_gmt":"2012-05-28T16:03:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1482"},"modified":"2012-05-28T12:03:19","modified_gmt":"2012-05-28T16:03:19","slug":"hobjective-this-is-going-to-be-the-closest-shave-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1482","title":{"rendered":"Hobjective: This is going to be the closest shave ever!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v.<\/em> To push yourself so hard to reach an impossibly high standard of perfection, that you undercut your own success. n.<\/em> An impossibly high goal which practically guarantees failure.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Hobjective<\/strong>: \/hob jek tiv<\/em>\/ Larry’s goal of the most ultra-smooth shave became his hobjective, when the groom gremlins pushed the razor up and in too fast… Etymology:<\/em> Hob ((folklore) a small grotesque supernatural creature that makes trouble for human beings) & Objective (the goal intended to be attained) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Hobjective:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Koekbroer<\/a><\/strong>, 2012-05-26: 02:21:00<\/em>
really?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Prepostexert<\/strong>: \/pre-POHST-igs-ERT<\/em>\/ Barry’s wife finally pushed him to prepostexert his shaving, by making him use the household craft knife to remove his infuriating stubble. Etymology:<\/em> PREPOSTEROUS & EXERT. (To be insensibly impossible & to strive, toil, or struggle for something) Created by:<\/em> Kirubeza.<\/p>\n

Paragoon<\/strong>: \/par-uh-goon<\/em>\/ By constantly setting goals that nobody could achieve Andre set himself for a decline from paragon to paragoon. Etymology:<\/em> paragon (a model or pattern of excellence) + goon (stupid, foolish, or awkward person) Created by:<\/em> artr2.<\/p>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=shave<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

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