{"id":1496,"date":"2012-07-27T12:04:59","date_gmt":"2012-07-27T16:04:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1496"},"modified":"2012-07-27T12:04:59","modified_gmt":"2012-07-27T16:04:59","slug":"immateurish-but-i-dont-know-how-to-take-out-the-garbage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1496","title":{"rendered":"Immateurish: But I don’t know how to take out the garbage!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em> A specialized inability, or area of “chosen incompetency”, based on an individual’s need to avoid certain unpleasant tasks. v.<\/em> To avoid responsibility by claiming incompetence.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Immateurish<\/strong>: \/Im-mat-your-ish<\/em>\/ Jake couldn’t handle the news about the higgs boson because he was immateurish. Etymology:<\/em> immature – inexperienced due to youth v
\namateur – non professional. Created by:<\/em> Loreshai.<\/p>\n

Dishidence<\/strong>: \/dish id ens<\/em>\/ When Jake’s Mom asked him to tidy up and load the dishwasher after the 6 meals he ate at home each day, he reacted with dishidence. His mother, fed up with his laziness and failure to contribute financially to all these meals, placed an embargo on his activities by putting a padlock on the fridge and pantry cupboards. They could only be unlocked in exchange for chores performed around the house and getting out of bed before the crack of noon. Etymology:<\/em> Dishes (chore of washing crockery after each meal) & Dissidence (resistance\/disagreement with existing rules\/government;express opposition through action or words) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

Ignorunt<\/strong>: \/ig-ner-uhnt<\/em>\/ When Mom asks for someone to take out the trash Tommy is suddenly struck dumb, not having the knowledge or strength to handle the task seeing how he is the youngest. He is the ignorunt. Etymology:<\/em> ignorant (lacking in knowledge or training; unlearned) + runt (the smallest or weakest of a litter) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

Chorepunk<\/strong>: \/chor-punk<\/em>\/ “Doug claims that if he takes Fido out for a walk he might accidentally lose him. He is such a chorepunk.” Etymology:<\/em> chore; punk Created by:<\/em> Koekbroer.<\/p>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

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DEFINITION: n. A specialized inability, or area of “chosen incompetency”, based on an individual’s need to avoid certain unpleasant tasks. v. To avoid responsibility by claiming incompetence. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Immateurish: \/Im-mat-your-ish\/ Jake couldn’t handle the news about the higgs boson because he was immateurish. Etymology: immature – inexperienced due … Continue reading Immateurish: But I don’t know how to take out the garbage!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1496"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1496"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1496\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1496"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1496"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1496"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}