{"id":15,"date":"2007-03-14T16:04:09","date_gmt":"2007-03-14T20:04:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=15"},"modified":"2007-03-31T16:56:18","modified_gmt":"2007-03-31T20:56:18","slug":"hi-sexy-oops-sorry-i-thought-you-were-someone-else","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=15","title":{"rendered":"Hi Sexy! Oops&#8230; Sorry, I thought you were someone else."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> To recognize and loudly greet a friend only to realize that it is a complete stranger, who now thinks that you are somewhat odd.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/lists\/images\/jimage\/hi.png\" alt=\"Hi Sexy! Oops... Sorry, I thought you were someone else.\" height=\"300\" width=\"300\" \/><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Helloops<\/strong>:  \/<em>hell + oops<\/em>\/ I saw Jacob the other day and gave him what turned out to be a big helloops &#8211; it was some other guy. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  hello + oops <em>Created by:<\/em> Osomatic.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Myopialliance<\/strong>:  \/<em>mye ope ee a lie ens<\/em>\/ she made three more myopialliances on route to the opticians. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  myopia, alliance <em>Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Notyoutations<\/strong>:  \/<em>not-you-tay-shuns<\/em>\/ ever since she lost her glasses she was the queen of greetings and notyoutations <em>Etymology:<\/em>  not you, salutations <em>Created by:<\/em> rikboyee.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Howdydoodie<\/strong>:  \/<em>how-dee-du-dee<\/em>\/ Her howdydoodie of &#8220;Well, if it isn&#8217;t old spandex Bob!&#8221; fetched her a cold glare from the stranger. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  howdy (a greeting), doodie (crap) <em>Created by:<\/em> purpleartichokes.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=hi\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=hi<\/a><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">Be Creative,<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">James<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/\/\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: To recognize and loudly greet a friend only to realize that it is a complete stranger, who now thinks that you are somewhat odd. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Helloops: \/hell + oops\/ I saw Jacob the other day and gave him what turned out to be a big helloops &#8211; &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=15\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Hi Sexy! Oops&#8230; Sorry, I thought you were someone else.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}