{"id":1502,"date":"2012-08-06T12:05:10","date_gmt":"2012-08-06T16:05:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1502"},"modified":"2012-08-06T12:05:10","modified_gmt":"2012-08-06T16:05:10","slug":"vaporversary-i-cant-believe-you-forgot-my-birthday-whaaa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1502","title":{"rendered":"Vaporversary: I can’t believe you forgot my birthday! Whaaa!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v.<\/em> To remember those special personal events, like your spouse’s birthday, or your wedding anniversary, while nevertheless forgetting to take appropriate action, like getting a gift, or a card, or flowers. n.<\/em> A gift that was thought of, but not purchased.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Vaporversary<\/strong>: \/vay-per-ver-sary<\/em>\/ Rachel turned Doug’s birthday into a vaporversary because, as usual, she got him nothing. Etymology:<\/em> portmanteau of “vapor” and “anniversary” Created by:<\/em> Koekbroer.<\/p>\n

Uhohcasion<\/strong>: \/uh o kay sjun<\/em>\/ Being that Noel’s birthday is on Dec.25, no one remembers to get him a birthday present. His uhohccasion is lumped in with the Christmas celebrations and people seldom remember to get him a separate birthday gift. Etymology:<\/em> Uh oh (Oops!)(Used to express acknowledgement of a blunder, or mistake) & Occasion (event, milestone,celebration) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

Givenesia<\/strong>: \/giv-NEEZ-ya<\/em>\/ Bertrand has a bad case of givenesia, always remembering important dates like Alicia’s birthday, their anniversary, Valentines day etc, but never remembering to follow up with a gift. Etymology:<\/em> Blend of the words ‘give’ and ‘amnesia’. Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: v. To remember those special personal events, like your spouse’s birthday, or your wedding anniversary, while nevertheless forgetting to take appropriate action, like getting a gift, or a card, or flowers. n. A gift that was thought of, but not purchased. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Vaporversary: \/vay-per-ver-sary\/ Rachel turned Doug’s … Continue reading Vaporversary: I can’t believe you forgot my birthday! Whaaa!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1502"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1502"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1502\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1502"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1502"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1502"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}