{"id":1508,"date":"2012-08-14T12:04:10","date_gmt":"2012-08-14T16:04:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1508"},"modified":"2012-08-14T12:04:10","modified_gmt":"2012-08-14T16:04:10","slug":"inakurt-yeah-im-in-heaven-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1508","title":{"rendered":"Inakurt: Yeah, I&#8217;m in heaven now."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>n.<\/em> A harmless untruth, intended to comfort simple souls. <em>v.<\/em> To use a little bit a fiction to smooth over the perplexities and complexities of life. <\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/vonnegut.gif\" alt=\"Yeah, I'm in heaven now.\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Inakurt<\/strong>:  \/<em>inn ah kurt<\/em>\/ the statement was inakurt but onne understood the gut feeling <em>Etymology:<\/em>  inaccurate, Kurt <em>Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Fabriplacate<\/strong>:  \/<em>fab-ri-pley-keyt<\/em>\/ Sometimes people just can&#8217;t handle the truth so sometimes it is easier to fabriplacate them with a little white lie.   <em>Etymology:<\/em>  fabricate (to fake; forge) + placate (calm, appease) <em>Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Lieability<\/strong>:  \/<em>ly ab ili tee<\/em>\/ Kurt&#8217;s lieability helped improve his likeability. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Lie (untruth;to deceive) &amp; Ability ( possession of the qualities (especially mental qualities) required to do something or get something done0 &amp; Woredplay on Liability (the quality of being something that holds you back)<\/p>\n<p> <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Blancamuse<\/strong>:  \/<em>blank-ah-mewze<\/em>\/ &#8220;I&#8217;m sorry, what did you say?  I&#8217;m afraid I was blancamusing the whole scenario!&#8221; <em>Etymology:<\/em>   <em>Created by:<\/em> theDoad.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=vonnegut\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=vonnegut<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: n. A harmless untruth, intended to comfort simple souls. v. To use a little bit a fiction to smooth over the perplexities and complexities of life. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Inakurt: \/inn ah kurt\/ the statement was inakurt but onne understood the gut feeling Etymology: inaccurate, Kurt Created by: galwaywegian. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1508\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Inakurt: Yeah, I&#8217;m in heaven now.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1508"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1508"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1508\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1508"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1508"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1508"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}